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  • 1. Burglar beings squeeky toys on the job
    2. pat pat pat pat pat pat
    (roll over)
    3.Rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
    4. PROFIT!!!
     
  • How my dog will react to the burglar is not the issue. It's how the burglar reacts to the dog.
     
  • Treygreen13: How my dog will react to the burglar is not the issue. It's how the burglar reacts to the dog.


    Ding! Ding! Ding!
    I have a black pit/lab mix who weighs about 65 lbs. He couldn't be more of a snuggly bunny if he tried but you better believe his bark and stature have helped me get rid of unwanted visitors.
     
  • Wait a minute, every single thread about guns and home protection have taught me that big dogs are the only way to guard your home.
     
  • kobrakai: Treygreen13: How my dog will react to the burglar is not the issue. It's how the burglar reacts to the dog.

    Ding! Ding! Ding!
    I have a black pit/lab mix who weighs about 65 lbs. He couldn't be more of a snuggly bunny if he tried but you better believe his bark and stature have helped me get rid of unwanted visitors.


    yeah, I have a 85 pound boxer, who has an intimidating sound....but once you actually get in and say hello he's just an attention hound
     
  • Hey! These dogs look exactly like the dogs from the posted Fark link the other day!!

    AMAZING!!!
     
  • Well, my Cocker Spaniel would wiggle at a burgler. No help there.
    The Springer on the other hand, she might cause a burglar some problems. Not because she'd be trying to protect the house, but because she'd be jumping up on them and, assuming they're male, hitting them square in the nuts like she regularly does to me.
     
  • This is why I don't have a dog. I don't need any additional fashion accessories, also I give and get pleanty of love from my human family.
     
  • My dog couldn't hurt a fly. I took her jogging with me once in an area where mountain lions are sometimes seen. Well, about halfway through the trail we hear a growl in the distance. My dog takes that as her sign to run in the opposite direction as fast as she can. I had to let go of the leash because the trail was largely downhill and I would have face planted down a mountain. I found her hiding underneath my car.

    /heart of a lion that one.
    //my sister's yorkie is the alfa
    ///she might try to get attention from a burglar, but she'd probably try to hide underneath the coffee table. All 80 lbs of her.
     
  • tweek46420: kobrakai: Treygreen13: How my dog will react to the burglar is not the issue. It's how the burglar reacts to the dog.

    Ding! Ding! Ding!
    I have a black pit/lab mix who weighs about 65 lbs. He couldn't be more of a snuggly bunny if he tried but you better believe his bark and stature have helped me get rid of unwanted visitors.

    yeah, I have a 85 pound boxer, who has an intimidating sound....but once you actually get in and say hello he's just an attention hound


    Husky Doberman, 85 lbs. 2 seconds of chin rubs and he will show you where we keep the valuables.
     
  • All this and no Mayhem by Allstate pictures yet?

    Hey guys. This bone. Awesome
     
  • Should have tested a chow.
     
  • My dog goes ape-shiat if a stranger comes to the door, real evil sounding bark/growl from a dog who's hardly ever vocal in any situation. But if someone were to actually break in I think he'd stand there confused for a couple minutes before he asked for some head scratches.
     
  • I watched enough It Takes a Thief to know this.

    What gets me is the people who let their dogs bark their heads off at the window whenever another dog walks by - like that dog was going to come in and jack their plasma screen TV. Your dog is barking because you spoil it and it doesn't want the other dog to move in on its territory. The owners will tell themselves Mr Yippy is protective and would scare away a burglar, but they don't notice that Mr Yippy doesn't make a peep when it's only a person walking by.
     
  • I should become a burglar. I'll get to break into people's houses and play with their dogs! That sounds like fun!
     
  • REPEAT from a few days ago. Looks like modmins stop repeats about as well as these dogs stop the burglars.
     
  • Usually the mere sight of a large dog is enough to make a would-be burglar find a different target. None of my dogs are big and scary but two of them would go batshiat and bark like crazy. Another thing that people who are trying not to draw attention to themselves would rather avoid. The other two may not even lift their heads off their pillow.
     
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    "Hey, you guys are great!"
     
  • "Hey! Hey! You! There's food in the fridge! Can I have food? Hey! You with the TV! Can I have food? Food! In the fridge! The food! The fridge! Food!"

    My guard critter can be defeated with 4 dollars worth of sliced ham from the grocery store.
     
  • We always figured that Lily, our 85-pound Akita cross, would scare off anyone who managed to get over the barbed wire at the top of our fence and make it onto our property. We found out that we figured wrong when one day, the propane inspector dude was unable to reach our tenant by phone and climbed over the fence. My husband happened to glance out the front window and saw Lily playing with the guy.

    I am pretty sure that if she'd seen someone being aggressive toward either of us that person would have regretted it, however.

    Our current dogs probably can't be relied on much, either.

    / R.I.P. Lily
    // Stupid liver cancer...
     
  • my dog is just an deterent / early warning device..I can handle the threat once I know it's there..

    dogs are pack animals..they don't realy care about your stuff..but many will attack if a member of their pack is being assaulted..

    and dogs can sense fear / nervousness .. I would be pretty relaxed if I was robbing your place with a protective suit and permission as this guy did ..
     
  • It all depends, I had a malamute who was a giant baby, right up until a burglar tried to break into my house via the window right next to the crib. The dog was stabbed by the burglar's knife and needed stitches, the burglar was found by the police a block or so away, passed out behind a small shed from lack of blood (the cops just followed the blood trail).

    I don't care if my dog won't protect the flat screen when I'm not home, after all I have home owners insurance and I'd rather not have some dog prone to overreacting when people come onto his territory. What I do what is a dog that will fark shiat up when I'm not home, but my wife and six month old son are.

    Basically my malamute was unhappy about the whole "strange man comes through window next to baby" thing and the moment my wife screamed he went from unhappy to "you know what solves all kinds of problems? Biting this dude repeatedly." When no one is around, he's welcome to help the guy load the TV for all I and my 750 dollar deductible care.

    /the day the dog came back from the animal hospital he limped over to the easy chair by the window the burglar came through, sat down behind it and locked his eyes on the window, ready for round two
     
  • I know this, and I have a pit bull.

    Now, if I was being attacked, he'd chew off the guy's face, but barring me being hurt, he's gonna want to play tug of war.
     
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