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  • Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.
  • Having a job = get out of jail. Hells ya!
  • The jails are full of evil pot smokers. Can't let THEM roam the streets.
  • White skin: It turns Vitamin D into sunlight and it keeps you out of jail when you hit your girlfriend.

    It's handy to have around.
  • gotta save room in prisons for all the dope smokers. you can't go clogging it up with violent people.
  • Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


    Dude, even 'libtard' judges don't like domestic violence. This one was just a moron.
  • Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


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  • Who hasn't gotten frustrated with a woman who is just intent on goading you?
  • Bonus: They can hold his GF/baby's wakes at Hop's.
  • Good thing for him the neighbor wasn't....me!!
  • Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


    I don't think you understand what "Libtard" means. Even Liberals don't like domestic violence. A Liberal, or "Libtard" as you put it, would have incarcerated the defendant, the girlfriend, the neighbor AND the baby and then ensured they were all provided college educations, substance abuse programs, food stamps, grief counselling, job placement services, and subsidised housing for life.

    Unless you just want to be the first to try and turn this into a Conservative v. Liberal clusterfark like every other thread. In that case, you win!!
  • Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.


    Seriously?
  • Indubitably: Silly Jesus: Thought that was my town for a second. All of our judges are libtards who continually let violent felons back out on the streets with a slap on the wrist and more probation. I can't think of the last time that a robber / murderer / assaulter / rapist etc. was arrested that wasn't already on probation with half a dozen felonies under his belt. Sometimes, liberalism is a mental disease.

    Seriously?


    I'm willing to go all in that religious people demonstrate higher incidences of mental illnesses as long as reporting rates are accounted for too.

    *pushes chips into pile*

    *)
  • That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

    Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

    I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

    Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.
  • Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

    Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

    I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

    Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.


    Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.
  • Lets send him back to the restaurant where they have a nice selection of knives.
  • Was this one of those "Law and Order: Endless Reruns" judges that approves every harebrained defense motion?

    /clunkclunk
  • When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.
  • Should have sent this soul to an asylum, I guess he need someone to shove
  • Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.


    *rofl*
  • Indubitably: Smelly Pirate Hooker: That'll teach him. That neighbor, I mean. I guess he thought punching a woman holding a baby and pulling a knife on someone were actual crimes. Guess not.

    Note to potential white knights: when a woman has been attacked by her violent boyfriend, DON'T CONFRONT HIM IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO. Call the farking police.

    I look forward to the Fark followup, where the boyfriend stabs her to death, and maybe the neighbor, too, if he happens to be around.

    Oh, and thank goodness for that map, it's really crucial to my understanding of the story.

    Dood, if a man threatens violence upon a woman and child in my presence with a knife; the game will be over quickly.


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  • Ed Finnerty: When I fight with my girlfriend I punch the baby first. Just to get it out of the way.


    Was the baby being kind of a dick?
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