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BarkingUnicorn: "Price has a history of being referred for mental health treatment over the years following convictions on charges including felony robbery, misdemeanor assault, and lewdness involving a child."Just the sort of overnight guest to invite when you have a young daughter.
TofuTheAlmighty: Rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents.
ThrnPhl: He should have used the holy hand grenade.
Indubitably: Weapons are never necessary.
MurphyMurphy: Right! One rabbit stew coming right up
Blackstone: Brilliant headline