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BSABSVR: The only people I sympathize with less than people who buy a house near an airport and complain about noise? People who live adjacent to a golf course and complain about golf balls.
Krieghund: They sued and lost.This is how the system is supposed to work.
pissedoffmick: "strife and self-loathing" --- my new band has a name.
ShawnDoc: BSABSVR: The only people I sympathize with less than people who buy a house near an airport and complain about noise? People who live adjacent to a golf course and complain about golf balls.What about people who buy a house next to a dairy or mushroom farm, and then complain about the smell?
NewportBarGuy: The previous owners took the pool with them?
AverageAmericanGuy: Just can't get over the smell of that dairy air.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's nothing. A couple I used to work with bought a course-adjacent house. Being somewhat normal and avid golfers they understood that the house would be pelted with golf balls regularly and that sunny weekend days were risky days to be in the backyard.What they didn't expect was the old men in the "crack of dawn" foursomes to wake them by screaming "Corksucking motherfarking coontrag son of a whore ball! You slicing piece of farking shiat!" and, on more than one occasion, looking out the window to see an old man shiatting in the treeline between their house and the 5th fairway.