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  • Okay, I've made up my mind. I want him to review every new game that ever comes out from now on.
  • You are this close?

    (think average male penis size...not imagined size...)
  • I saw that last night. It was great. I'm not even a gamer, I got as far as Missile Command by Atari and pretty much stopped there. But watching this last night had me in stitches.

    now I actually want to try the game. I'd last .005 seconds before something would blow my brains out, I'm sure of that but I'd at least like to try it.
  • Saw the "Saints" trailer for it.

    Is that game supposed to be just snuff porn?
  • DirkTheDaring: What a hot naked woman in the shower may look like. NSFW


    Thanks!
    That made my hour.
  • Youtube link for anyone else whose browser wouldn't load that video.
  • Pfft. That's just outdoor plumbing!
  • DirkTheDaring: What a hot naked woman in the shower may look like. NSFW


    2.5 out of 3 ain't bad
  • These are some of my favorite Conan segments. He should do one a week.
  • That was actually pretty amusing and yeah, it made me want to buy the game.
  • Hitman 2 was unforgiving once your cover was blown. That game looks significantly easier with more attractions for the lowest common denominator. Kind of sad and might not pick it up now, but that review was pretty damn funny.
  • It's coming out in 5 days. Already pre-ordered. Very excited.

    thecpt: Hitman 2 was unforgiving once your cover was blown. That game looks significantly easier with more attractions for the lowest common denominator. Kind of sad and might not pick it up now, but that review was pretty damn funny.


    Hitman: Blood Money was the best in the series. If you never got a chance to play it, it's probably dirt cheap right now. Curtains Down was the best mission I've ever played in any game. Ever.
  • DirkTheDaring: What a hot naked woman in the shower may look like. NSFW


    FARK: The shirtless guy at the back has bigger boobs...
  • You know, i watched the 'documentary' about Conan and thought, "Gee, this guy is a colossal douchebag!" I didn't really have an opinion on him one way or the other before that movie, but now, screw him and whatever he does.
  • Treygreen13: It's coming out in 5 days. Already pre-ordered. Very excited.

    thecpt: Hitman 2 was unforgiving once your cover was blown. That game looks significantly easier with more attractions for the lowest common denominator. Kind of sad and might not pick it up now, but that review was pretty damn funny.

    Hitman: Blood Money was the best in the series. If you never got a chance to play it, it's probably dirt cheap right now. Curtains Down was the best mission I've ever played in any game. Ever.


    Metacritic had 2 over blood money, but by very little. I'll have to look for it in a bargain bin. The ending to 2 is epic. Why do I have a shed full of guns? Oh. ....shiat yeah biatch.
  • Conan has always been best in these kind of segments. We know that they are just the best lines from who knows how many attempts, but the gems are awesome, and the editing has always been good. I am thinking of the stuff when he did the Canada border guard mounty too.
  • nursedude: DirkTheDaring: What a hot naked woman in the shower may look like. NSFW

    FARK: The shirtless guy at the back has bigger boobs...


    Damn you!

    /thanks for the laugh.
  • 'Cause I'm a scarecrow in a cornfield motherfarker!!
  • Funny... and even better, there's a link to Conan reviewing Just Dance 4 with ALEX MORGAN. GET TO THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW

    Link
  • thecpt: Metacritic had 2 over blood money, but by very little. I'll have to look for it in a bargain bin. The ending to 2 is epic. Why do I have a shed full of guns? Oh. ....shiat yeah biatch.


    The ending to Blood Money is also epic. I won't ruin it for you if you plan to play it, but I will put it here under Spoilers...

    *spoilers*
    *spoilers*
    You come back to life at your own funeral and gun down everyone who came to gloat over your death. I think I ended up killing a guy with a rake too. It was sweeeeet.
  • Treygreen13: It's coming out in 5 days. Already pre-ordered. Very excited.

    thecpt: Hitman 2 was unforgiving once your cover was blown. That game looks significantly easier with more attractions for the lowest common denominator. Kind of sad and might not pick it up now, but that review was pretty damn funny.

    Hitman: Blood Money was the best in the series. If you never got a chance to play it, it's probably dirt cheap right now. Curtains Down was the best mission I've ever played in any game. Ever.


    Oh come on, like anything could top sneaking into a ex-mobsters house and shoving him down a flight of stairs while dressed as a clown.
  • "What I like about this property, there's a lot of body storage."
  • Flappyhead: Oh come on, like anything could top sneaking into a ex-mobsters house and shoving him down a flight of stairs while dressed as a clown.


    I dunno, man. I just really enjoyed figuring out Curtains Down. Pushing someone down the stairs is funny, but sneaking in and replacing a prop gun with a real gun and watching as your target's co-star blasts your target's face off in the middle of rehearsal was awesome.
  • thecpt: Hitman 2 was unforgiving once your cover was blown. That game looks significantly easier with more attractions for the lowest common denominator. Kind of sad and might not pick it up now, but that review was pretty damn funny.


    this is now a running theme in all games isn't it?

    i can appreciate wanting to attract a wider audience, but at the risk of alienating your core fans?

    one of my all time favorite games is Splinter Cell series - but after 'chaos theory' it went waaaay downhill, just becoming a shooter with highlights over the bad guys so they don't surprise you.

    /gamersadface
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