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  • FTFA: Nonpsychoactive cannabinoids, such as cannabidoil, are particularly advantageous to use because they avoid toxicity that is encountered with psychoactive cannabinoids at high doses useful in the method of the present invention.

    Sorry, Mr. Stoner Parkinson's Guy, no getting high for you!

    Also: Cannabidiol is unscheduled in the US. However tetrahydrocannabinols, both naturally and synthetically occurring, are currently classified under Schedule I of the US Controlled Substances Act.

    /also also: the patent has "cannabidiol" mis-spelled.
  • I think cannabis will be removed from the Schedule I listing sometime in term two. Hopefully sooner than later.
  • xanadian: Oh, a wise guy!


    thank you for posting that, i seriously had no idea what was going on in that headline. until i read your post i thought subby was interrupted by dub step or something.
  • xanadian: Cannabidiol


    So we need to smoke...marijuandiol?
  • thomps: xanadian: Oh, a wise guy!

    thank you for posting that, i seriously had no idea what was going on in that headline. until i read your post i thought subby was interrupted by dub step or something.


    stoogestep
  • Why, I aughtta ... *raises hand*
  • xanadian: FTFA: Nonpsychoactive cannabinoids, such as cannabidoil, are particularly advantageous to use because they avoid toxicity that is encountered with psychoactive cannabinoids at high doses useful in the method of the present invention.

    Sorry, Mr. Stoner Parkinson's Guy, no getting high for you!

    Also: Cannabidiol is unscheduled in the US. However tetrahydrocannabinols, both naturally and synthetically occurring, are currently classified under Schedule I of the US Controlled Substances Act.

    /also also: the patent has "cannabidiol" mis-spelled.


    You may not know the answer, but what about Marinol? .. which I believe is synthetic THC and is Schedule III ..
  • Trance354: Why, I aughtta ... *raises hand*


    *eyepoke*
  • Dusk-You-n-Me: I think cannabis will be removed from the Schedule I listing sometime in term two. Hopefully sooner than later.


    You must be joking. Obama promised to stop federal raids in medical marijuana states yet it continued the past four years. He has still affirmed his position that it should remain completely illegal. Where have you been all this time?
  • loonatic112358: thomps: xanadian: Oh, a wise guy!

    thank you for posting that, i seriously had no idea what was going on in that headline. until i read your post i thought subby was interrupted by dub step or something.

    stoogestep


    It doesn't rise to stoogestep until Moe plays the saw with Curley.
  • Private_Citizen: loonatic112358: thomps: xanadian: Oh, a wise guy!

    thank you for posting that, i seriously had no idea what was going on in that headline. until i read your post i thought subby was interrupted by dub step or something.

    stoogestep

    It doesn't rise to stoogestep until Moe plays the saw with Curley.


    or when one of them clumsily drops the vase
  • Dusk-You-n-Me: I think cannabis will be removed from the Schedule I listing sometime in term two. Hopefully sooner than later.


    Then why would he ramp up the drug war (making more raids than the Bush administration during his first term) if he was just going to legalize it in his second term?
  • detritus: Dusk-You-n-Me: I think cannabis will be removed from the Schedule I listing sometime in term two. Hopefully sooner than later.

    You must be joking. Obama promised to stop federal raids in medical marijuana states yet it continued the past four years. He has still affirmed his position that it should remain completely illegal. Where have you been all this time?


    I don't think he promised that at all
  • How can you patent a naturally occurring process? I can see patenting something you invented, but not a substance that is produced naturally. I'm sure I'm missing something

    /rushes off to patent Thirst and Hunger
  • The receptors in the brain are different than in other parts of your body such as the lymph system and spleen. If God didn't intend for us to use the stuff then why did he wire us up for it directly? Everybody together now: "IT'S TIME TO GET THE COPS OFF DRUGS!"
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    What a Cannabinoid might look like
  • detritus: You must be joking. Obama promised to stop federal raids in medical marijuana states yet it continued the past four years. He has still affirmed his position that it should remain completely illegal. Where have you been all this time?


    Well Obama knows the dangers of weed first hand. One day, you're toking up, and the next, you a Kenyan anti-colonalist bent on turning America into a socialist nightmare.

    Would you want that for your kids?
  • detritus: Dusk-You-n-Me: I think cannabis will be removed from the Schedule I listing sometime in term two. Hopefully sooner than later.

    You must be joking. Obama promised to stop federal raids in medical marijuana states yet it continued the past four years. He has still affirmed his position that it should remain completely illegal. Where have you been all this time?


    When a majority of the states have made medicinal marijuana legal, I think the fed is going to have to reconsider its position.
  • detritus: You must be joking. Obama promised to stop federal raids in medical marijuana states yet it continued the past four years. He has still affirmed his position that it should remain completely illegal. Where have you been all this time?


    He's not in his second term yet.

    Hydra: Then why would he ramp up the drug war (making more raids than the Bush administration during his first term) if he was just going to legalize it in his second term?


    I didn't say legalize, I said take cannabis off the Schedule I listing. He can do that without Congress, which is why I believe it's likely in his second term.
  • Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
  • Is this "Random Patent X from 2003 gets a Fark greenlight Day?" If so, I'm off to the archives - I've got a hot tip on a blanket that you can wear and walk around in.
  • Marinol is the pharmaceutical industry's (Eli Lilly) answer to those who might use pot to relieve pain and nausea from AIDS, chemo, etc. No other company has done more to block the use of medical marijuana than Lilly.

    Mr Obama's record on medical marijuana is shameful. He's far worse than Bush was. All for politics. But he's the Hope guy.
  • Dusk-You-n-Me: I think cannabis will be removed from the Schedule I listing sometime in term two. Hopefully sooner than later.


    What did we tell you about people going to the mat for causes in which they do moult believe?
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