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Sybarite: Münchausen by proxy without all the inconvenience of actually having a proxy?
Demetrius: She deserves a kick in the lady parts. From the entire football team.
davidphogan: That seems like a strange way to troll.
Aidan: davidphogan: That seems like a strange way to troll.There's weirdly a bunch of stories about this kind of thing happening on line. I guess some people need attention in the worst possible way.
Buckney Gurre: I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was Billy Evans the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to for ...
Buckney Gurre: burlap boy story ...
Aidan: I know this won't happen, but now is the time for teachers and parents (and that poor coach) to set aside a real chunk of time and sit down with the kids and talk about how people can be real dicks, .
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