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  • Here's how I'd explain to my kids:

    "Kids, some people like to blackmail others for money. Learn to guard your reputation early, and don't fool around with any Kindergarten sluts."
  • Well, that was fairly awesome.
  • I just scrolled down through it. I usually hate Gawker, but this here is gold.
  • Further reinforcing the idea that it just isn't worth it for any adult male to take a job/work for a charity that puts them in contact with kids. Just the accusation of abuse is enough for ruin you.
  • Elmo did something wrong with someone bad who used it to blackmail Elmo for money, the bad guy was paid and the wrong thing was taken back allowing Elmo to not get punished... lesson learned kids...
  • I got halfway through then I said to myself "wow, making fun of child rape isn't funny even if it didn't happen."
  • DRTFA-

    Is Elmo sticking his hand up Bieber's arse to show how this works, or is Bieber shoving his hand up Elmo's arse?

    So many questions
  • And then TMZ said: "We are never going to give money to fibbers until we have verified their stories... Just kidding," the continued "we love to give money to fibbers, and we will never stop."

    The End
  • That was quite good.

    I now know the story about something that I never cared to read about.
  • For some reason Bieber and Elmo go well together in sentence form.
  • If I had kids that were young enough to still be watching elmo, here's how I would explain it.

    "Don't worry about it, just watch Elmo"
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  • How would they even know about it and why would you tell them?
  • Why would anyone think they would need to explain this to their kids?
  • abhorrent1: If I had kids that were young enough to still be watching elmo, here's how I would explain it.

    "Don't worry about it, just watch Elmo"


    THIS. I wonder how many of those crazy parent groups are going to boycott Sesame Street because Kevin is gay and involved in a scandal? My kid isn't going to know anything about this and will continue to watch Sesame Street. To him, Elmo is Elmo, not a man with his hand up Elmo's butt.
  • katerbug72: abhorrent1: If I had kids that were young enough to still be watching elmo, here's how I would explain it.

    "Don't worry about it, just watch Elmo"

    THIS. I wonder how many of those crazy parent groups are going to boycott Sesame Street because Kevin is gay and involved in a scandal? My kid isn't going to know anything about this and will continue to watch Sesame Street. To him, Elmo is Elmo, not a man with his hand up Elmo's butt.


    I have to wonder if the whole 'gay thing' isn't why a lot of people are really upset about it.
  • that was...disturbing...
  • Cythraul: katerbug72: abhorrent1: If I had kids that were young enough to still be watching elmo, here's how I would explain it.

    "Don't worry about it, just watch Elmo"

    THIS. I wonder how many of those crazy parent groups are going to boycott Sesame Street because Kevin is gay and involved in a scandal? My kid isn't going to know anything about this and will continue to watch Sesame Street. To him, Elmo is Elmo, not a man with his hand up Elmo's butt.

    I have to wonder if the whole 'gay thing' isn't why a lot of people are really upset about it.


    Probably for the parents but WTF do the kids care? They don't and most likely would be unaware unless their AW Mommy blogger got her panties in a bunch.

    Even if they did hear something and ask you about it just tell them "Don't worry about it". With a kids attention span, they won't even remember it 5 minutes later.
  • Am I a bad person for reading that in Elmo's voice?
  • bkosh84: Am I a bad person for reading that in Elmo's voice?


    I don't know how anyone COULDN'T read that in Elmos voice.
  • all I know is that if my 3 year old doesnt get her elmo presents for xmas there will be bloodshed.

    maybe mine. maybe yours. but somebody is going to bleed....lol
  • abhorrent1: Cythraul: katerbug72: abhorrent1: If I had kids that were young enough to still be watching elmo, here's how I would explain it.

    "Don't worry about it, just watch Elmo"

    THIS. I wonder how many of those crazy parent groups are going to boycott Sesame Street because Kevin is gay and involved in a scandal? My kid isn't going to know anything about this and will continue to watch Sesame Street. To him, Elmo is Elmo, not a man with his hand up Elmo's butt.

    I have to wonder if the whole 'gay thing' isn't why a lot of people are really upset about it.

    Probably for the parents but WTF do the kids care? They don't and most likely would be unaware unless their AW Mommy blogger got her panties in a bunch.

    Even if they did hear something and ask you about it just tell them "Don't worry about it". With a kids attention span, they won't even remember it 5 minutes later.


    Parents are more the problem with this than whether or not a kid 'needs' to understand the situation. For example, your kid loves Elmo, and he or she has a Elmo lunch box. Your kid goes to school and gets bullied for having an Elmo lunch box by kids whose parents have warned the little bullies about what kind of person Elmo supposedly is. Your kid comes home and asks why.

    "Don't worry about it," may not be a sufficient answer.
  • and of course there's that thing he had with Shaq...

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