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gilgigamesh: Did he use a rake?Hahahaha. I'm just kidding. I don't really care.
Carth: Put him alone in a locked room with a gun and one bullet. If he wants to kill himself let him.
FinFangFark: Too morbid for a Thursday?
Buck Henderson: Did they award him a Nobel Prize?
Bit'O'Gristle: I can see it now. He kills himself, and his family sues the city, state, and everyone in the world for criminal negligence, wrongful death, and loss of notoriety. They get a fat payout, splurge on a house they can't afford the taxes for, 10 cars, and finally die penniless in a gutter sucking cold gravy out of old Kentucky fried chicken containers.//could happen.