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Aarontology: I dunno, I think this guy has a case.
costermonger: As far as reasons for secession go, it's head and shoulders above "because Obama".
Zeb Hesselgresser: so this is what I takes for a united Fark? Never saw it coming.
maxheck: I had a stripper g/f who had the same grand idea, except she was also going to offer oil changes. The name of the place would be "Boob and Lube."She was a car geek and had some very hot friends. I have very little reason to care about this nitwit here in Maryland.
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: That article was more poorly-written than the petition.
jso2897: I suspect his Cadillac may have one wheel in the ditch, and one on the track.