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  • Heh...I've seen that video
  • Tellingthem: Heh...I've seen that video


    to be fair- that woman was by herself, or else how she have moved ... i see what you did there. : )
  • Even more uncomfortable record attempts are scheduled for later on Thursday - among the hopefuls is Manjit Singh, the "iron man" from the English city of Leicester, who will try to lift more than 23.5 kg (51 lb) using only his eye sockets.

    I really have nothing to add, but, wut ? you folks need a damn hobby . Besides lifting things with eye sockets
  • I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

    Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

    Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!
  • doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

    Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

    Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!


    We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.
  • Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.
  • My daughters school participated in the cup stacking event. Her team won for the school, but unknown if they came close to breaking the record. She's in first grade and thought it was cool that she was able to participate in it.
  • "The 28 women limbering up on the south bank of London's River Thames gave morning commuters a giggle as they broke the world record for the most people crammed into a Mini car."

    I read that as "broke wind" the first time. It made it worth having insomnia...
  • 28 women. A mini. A gearshift. Fark. This should be good...
  • Shafty: My daughters school participated in the cup stacking event. Her team won for the school, but unknown if they came close to breaking the record. She's in first grade and thought it was cool that she was able to participate in it.


    That would be neat just to say 'I did it', but this cup stacking thing; I just don't get it. My stepson was into it for awhile, and that didn't do anything to understand why it was a 'thing'.
  • Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.


    You're welcome.

    ("nsfw audio", just in case)
  • AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

    Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

    Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!

    We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.


    The biggest pyramid of babies would be a legit record.

    We'd also probably lose about 90% of them to suffocation and crushing, but y'know, it would go down in history.
  • doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

    Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

    Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!

    We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.

    The biggest pyramid of babies would be a legit record.

    We'd also probably lose about 90% of them to suffocation and crushing, but y'know, it would go down in history.


    The secret is to dunk them in water until they stop squirming. They are much easier to stack that way.

    /learned that weird little trick from Kobayashi
  • Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.


    So, what does that make us?
  • Maybe they'd like to top this record with help from the beauties from this thread (2 up on the main page).
  • AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: I don't recognize world records of "The most people doing x simultanously." nature unless, like Gearstick Girl's nickname implies, there's a ceiling to the possible number of people who could potentially do it.

    Most naked people in a wide open space? Not a record.

    Most naked people in a phone booth? That's a record!

    We could use babies. They don't take up much space and they can be stacked.

    The biggest pyramid of babies would be a legit record.

    We'd also probably lose about 90% of them to suffocation and crushing, but y'know, it would go down in history.

    The secret is to dunk them in water until they stop squirming. They are much easier to stack that way.

    /learned that weird little trick from Kobayashi


    LMAO
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    I guess you don't see phone booths much anymore.
  • AverageAmericanGuy: The secret is to dunk them in water until they stop squirming. They are much easier to stack that way.


    it also helps to have the right ratio of straw to strengthen the bricks.
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    I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?

    Should have used Mexicans. They could have gotten 28 in the back seat alone.
    Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

    /hell. ticket. window seat.
  • More impressive if it had been a Cooper Mini instead of the BMW version
  • ArcadianRefugee: Shadow Blasko: Obligatory brothers best friends cousins girlfriend Spanish Fly gearshift joke.

    You're welcome.

    ("nsfw audio", just in case)


    Blocked in this country. By Channel 4. A farking ENGLISH broadcaster! WTF?!
  • just thinkin. kinda hope they all showered before pryin themselves in there. imagine bein face down in the back seat.
  • MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

    Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

    /hell. ticket. window seat.


    Where are the other 2 ?
  • Nick Nostril: MythDragon: [col.stb.s-msn.com image 650x366]

    Or Jews. You could fit 100 Jews in there. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 94 in the ashtray.

    /hell. ticket. window seat.

    Where are the other 2 ?


    Seat covers.
  • MythDragon: I call BS. There are several of them that arn't IN the car. They are sticking out. If sticking out counts, why not just have a bunch of people stick a foot in the window?


    If the car drives off, they will be carried off with it. So anyone with just a foot in the window would have to at least be riding on the roof.
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