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  • Sounds more like a goofy death from Final Destination.
  • Mugato: Sounds more like a goofy death from Final Destination.


    Damnit!

    /what i came in to say.

    //Better than the damned tanning beds. That was the only one I saw, and I could NOT stop laughing.
  • Could the same thing happen with a nose ring?
  • Mugato: Sounds more like a goofy death from Final Destination.


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  • I think drowning would not make it past the first draft of any Saw plot. Unless it was slowly drowning in lava by metal hooks surgically implanted in the skull.

    while being eaten by rats.

    and forced to listen to 'Call me maybe'

    while watching the Jersey Shore

    in Cleveland.
  • Skywolf Philosopher: Could the same thing happen with a nose ring?


    Or a ring on...another protrusion?
  • Could have been worse....


    PARAMEDICS FREE MAN STUCK IN POOL
    Associated Press
    as it appeared on 7-17-94 in the St. Petersburg Times
    Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting.

    A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45AM Friday, saying the 33 year old man was trapped in the swimming pool.

    "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, 'I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole located on the north-side wall of the swimming pool."

    A police officer identified the man as Robert Scott Cheuvront of Lakeland.

    The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole that serves as part of the pool's filtration system.

    Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man.

    The man, who had rented a room at the motel, told police he had gone swimming around 12:30AM He was discovered more than four hours later.

    He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released with bruised genitalia.
  • Anyone else think of Palahnuik's story from Haunted?
  • What makes a woman wake up, look in the mirror and say, "Mah belly is never going to shrink. It's just going to get bigger and bigger forevah. Therefore, I must adorn it with a cheap Zale's bling-thang"?
  • SlothB77: Done in one.


    This is neither scary nor done in one.
  • BolshyGreatYarblocks: Anyone else think of Palahnuik's story from Haunted?


    Damn you for beating me by 35 seconds!!!!!!

    /If only i hadn't included the link..
  • CSB:
    When I worked as a pool tech, they told me it was important to replace the bottom drain cover if it ever broke off. This was because if someone floated down to the bottom and sat on the drain, and it made a seal around their butt, the pump pressure would promptly eviscerate that person by sucking their intestines out through their arsehole.

    I also got to see a neat install that the boss did at a personal-injury lawyer's house. The boss built the lawyer's pool with four bottom drains, as extra insurance that something like this never, ever happened to the lawyer's family.

    /CSB
  • BolshyGreatYarblocks: Anyone else think of Palahnuik's story from Haunted?


    Butthurted: Was I the only one to think of "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk?

    / Palahniuk reported that "Guts" had been responsible for seventy-three fainting events.


    I see my work here is done.
  • probesport: Mugato: Sounds more like a goofy death from Final Destination.

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    Ok, I have to ask. I've seen that panel before, what is the backstory on it? It's really creepy, and I can only think it has to be from some dark and twisted storyboard involving abuse of some kind, etc. (Much like disney pron, etc).

    I don't really want to know, but I have to know...

    TIA
  • Butthurted: Was I the only one to think of "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk?


    That was my second thought after reading the headline.

    /first one was "That's more Final Destination"
    //wonder if there was any corn and nuts involved
  • vudukungfu: What makes a woman wake up, look in the mirror and say, "Mah belly is never going to shrink. It's just going to get bigger and bigger forevah. Therefore, I must adorn it with a cheap Zale's bling-thang"?


    Let me help you understand this better.... Greeley Colorado.
  • This is yet another reason why girls should give up the stupid belly button rings. Seriously, they look like shiat.
  • Elegy: I also got to see a neat install that the boss did at a personal-injury lawyer's house. The boss built the lawyer's pool with four bottom drains, as extra insurance that something like this never, ever happened to the lawyer's family.


    Logic tells me the Lawyer has less than 4 people in his family.
  • mcwehrle: probesport: Mugato: Sounds more like a goofy death from Final Destination.

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    Ok, I have to ask. I've seen that panel before, what is the backstory on it? It's really creepy, and I can only think it has to be from some dark and twisted storyboard involving abuse of some kind, etc. (Much like disney pron, etc).

    I don't really want to know, but I have to know...

    TIA


    I'm pretty sure this is an old Parking Lot is Full comic panel, but the credit has all been cropped off. It was a fairly dark comic, so yeah.. it's just abusive dad Goofy
  • Since the story won't come up, let me guess - she's going to sue Pentair for not making the grate openings small enough to preclude entry of jewelry which could cause entrapment.

    John Edwards along with the incredibly stupid VGB act have done more harm than good. Sorry Mrs Baker, but your daughter would still be alive if you hadn't left her unsupervised. I don't care how good a swimmer someone is - you don't leave a 7 year old unsupervised around a pool or spa.
  • jigger: rings


    I don't want them to give the rings up, I just want them all to experience this, only in a deeper pool.
  • Grapple: mcwehrle: probesport: Mugato: Sounds more like a goofy death from Final Destination.

    [sp6.fotolog.com image 356x438]

    Ok, I have to ask. I've seen that panel before, what is the backstory on it? It's really creepy, and I can only think it has to be from some dark and twisted storyboard involving abuse of some kind, etc. (Much like disney pron, etc).

    I don't really want to know, but I have to know...

    TIA

    I'm pretty sure this is an old Parking Lot is Full comic panel, but the credit has all been cropped off. It was a fairly dark comic, so yeah.. it's just abusive dad Goofy


    Thanks!

    (of course now the next time I get drunk and bored at home, I'm going to google-fu that comic. I'm strange that way)

    /don't DARE try looking for it here at work
  • Blues Lounger: SlothB77: Done in one.

    This is neither scary nor done in one.

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