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Pud: I have the weirdest engorged snood right now
BattleFrenchie28: 1. Shock of all shocks - Benjamin Franklin did not actually recommend the wild turkey to be the symbol of AmericaYou mean 1776 lied to me?
Sybarite: knobble, knobble, knobble[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x278]
Smeggy Smurf: Slapping an engorged snood has the same effect as a nurse slapping a pervert's boner. Instant wilt. It's hilarious to see a turkey all puffed up melt so completely. Then the other toms kick his ass so you're stuck trying to keep the flock from tearing 40lbs of tasty dinner apart.Stupid birds. I always enjoyed their terror as they go off to the butcher.
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