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DROxINxTHExWIND: Can't see Cracked at work. A little help?
El Freak: Only the idiots with 3 brain cells that post on the Politics tab ever believed it.
21-37-42: When the motorcycle "judge, jury, executioner" jobs get created, I'm applying.
SkunkWerks: DROxINxTHExWIND: Can't see Cracked at work. A little help?Basically put: we have no idea who is signing these things, really, and even if we did, equally ludicrous petitions are popping up with just as much support.None of this is of course stopping the media from reporting on it like it's the Mayan apocalypse.So: basically what you already knew, in an article.
Nilatir: I still like the idea of Austin being like West Berlin.
soj4life: Well it is a lie that these petitions are going to have any states secede. It is not a lie that there are people in red states that started these petitions after the election.
SkunkWerks: All I know is that Whitehouse.gov is now Yahoo Answers.that is all.
hdhale: Nilatir: I still like the idea of Austin being like West Berlin.Given what I've heard about Austin, I'm fairly certain that the rest of Texas would be happy to grant their wish in the case of secession.It will be interesting stupid to see if any of the secession talk actually gain traction. There are people who are quite serious about it and it isn't just talk to them, but and they are would need to be in positions of power at the state level to make it happen.
fruitloop: Cracked becomes more trustworthy than the media?
WhoopAssWayne: There has never been any doubt that liberals both started and supported these idiotic petitions. Even though they won the election, they are still so incredibly insecure with their fragile, broken ideology that they have to resort to childish tactics such as these.The conservatives out there, however, are in fact going to be breaking off a nice large chunk of payback, though it most certainly will not be in the form of secession. It will be in the form of job discrimination. Why would I ever possibly hire or promote someone who is out there supporting a party dead set on destroying my business? It is not going to happen. We must make liberals second class citizens in the job market. They made their choices and those choices must have consequences. We must hold these freeloaders to account.
Sudlow: My favorite petition. It concerns Fark.Link
somedude210: You know what's weird, my dad came in the other day to tell me that all 50 states had one, even our own Liberal BastionTM Massachusetts. This led to a discussion of whether it would actually be possible if this succeeded.
Pantubo: Secession will not happen soon, but it will happen. It's apparently a shocking idea to you now but you will get used to it.You got used to $4 gas, 8-10% unemployment, and open-season on our embassies very quickly, didn't you?Losing a few states that you never liked anyway is not going to break your stride.
Pantubo: Secession will not happen soon, but it will happen.
FloydA: SkunkWerks: All I know is that Whitehouse.gov is now Yahoo Answers.that is all.How is unnion formedhow is unnion formedHow states get saceeded?They need to do way instain secessionists> who leave their unnion. because this unnion can't frigth back? It was on the politics tab this mroing. A freeper in ar who had sign his three petitions. they are taking the three petitions back to whitehouse.gov to lady to rest my pary are with the republicans who lost his elechthion; i am truly sorry for your lots
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