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Lsherm: CURSE YOU FIRSTNATIONALBASTARD!
CapeFearCadaver: 12. If you got your man because he cheated on his girl with you... he'll do it to you. Stop being a sleeze.
CapeFearCadaver: 15b. The perfect Shepherds Pie, must have ground beef AND sausage, homemade mashed potatoes and generous amounts of cheese on top.
FirstNationalBastard: 15: act like a human being and actually trust someone if they've proven they're trustworthy instead of wanting to do the usual woman thing of creating pointless drama and screaming ZOMG HE GLANCED IN THE DIRECTION OF THAT 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN'S SAGGY PENDULOUS BREASTS HE'S A CHEETUR I MUST TRAP HIM WHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDERP!
Grapple: As someone who just got completely reamed by his wife for never initiating the act anymore (as if I'm the only one in the house who can initiate the act...) I find this amusing.//No, I don't really. I'm fairly depressed lately.
Grapple: As someone who just got completely reamed by his wife