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  • We're told Generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and that no violation of rules occurred.

    Also, submitters who link to local news sites with auto-play videos should be beaten, outed, and beaten again.
  • This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.
  • How about a warning when a link contains an autoplay commercial loud enough to blow you across the room, Subby?
  • Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


    It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.
  • How many more times will this story jump the shark?
  • Lots of people doing Call of Booty, but this has been my favorite so far.

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  • What a brilliant comment on the article:

    Who cares? If it does't redu century taxes, inc crease jobs or impeach Obama....who car RSVP?

    Thank you Peggy Warner for your insightful analysis of the situation.
  • AbbeySomeone: Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.

    It's gonna get better. They're both tramps but I feel Ms. Kelley is going to show herself to be the bigger b*tch.


    Yeah, she's already in so much trouble. Fake charity run out of her home, living waaaaaaay above her means when she's flat broke. The Kelleys haven't paid their mortgage since September 2009, Regions Bank sued the Kelleys for $253,437.31 in unpaid credit card bills, Chase Bank sued the Kelleys over failure to pay a $25,088.56 debt on a revolving credit account, Central Bank claimed the couple owed $2.2 million, and they have two properties, both in foreclosure. B*tch is going down.
  • Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


    While I'm still of the opinion that this really isn't a very big "scandal" - it's certainly up there in the entertainment factor. I'm waiting for dick tweets. You know they're out there somewhere.
  • this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?
  • Lebanese Mati-Hari sisters for Hamas

    And our idiot high command fell for it.

    I've been complaining about senior command for years. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

    Don't worry. It'll all get covered up and Washington can go back to business as usual ... giving away your money to whoever blows them.
  • Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


    Stick dick in crazy at own peril.
  • Tampa, Florida -- 10 News has learned Tampa socialite Jill Kelley

    Can we stop calling them socialites? As if that's an actual thing.
  • Joins, and not joined? Present tense?

    I would've thought, after all the attention...
  • Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


    Yeah I haven't either, it's really hard to bring myself to care. Petraeus cheated on his wife and resigned as he should have, that was kinda the end of it for me.
  • I'll bet she's got a hairy bush which requires weekly maintenance...

    That's all I have to say about this.
  • Wake me up when Petraeus puts out a sex tape to get back in the CIA.
  • Walker: This story gets weirder by the second. Basically it's a case of two power hungry crazy b*tches and what happens when they clash. We all win....and they all lose.


    We all win? The entertainment value of this cluster-fark is far outweighed by the magnitudes of
    1) distraction from important issues,
    2) damage to the credibility of our agencies
    3) damage to our national integrity.
  • She flew on the same plane as he did? OMG!

    Next thing the media will report is that Kelley and Allen engaged in social intercourse on numerous occasions.
  • We're told generals are allowed to invite civilian guests on board the plane and no violation of the rules occurred.

    Yawn. keep digging.
  • LUCKY MUTHERFARKER

    Two years ago, she went skydiving with the Para-Commandos parachute demonstration team, which operates out of MacDill.
    The jump -- done in tandem with an experienced skydiver -- was part of a community outreach program to celebrities, athletes, and the media.


    I'd have LOVED to have had this strapped to me.

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  • You'd think four star generals would be able to get better tail.
  • Headso: this story keeps coming up but I haven't really followed it, what's the cliff notes version of the gossip?


    This one General dude stuck his peen in crazy. This Matajari chick caught on that he was a cooze crazy man whore and leveraged it to get in close to some sensitive info and contacts. The crazy found out and was all 'that's mine! step off, biatch!' and outed her to the Feds. They sat on it until after the election and then it was on like donkey kong. We then find out that the Matajari chick was also working this other General dude and now she can't go on the military bases and eat the free food.
    Now, we're trying to figure out how to blame Obama for all of this.
    It's epic!!!
  • Yeah, but were they in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG 28?
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