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  • "From a sharia point of view, (s) he should be stoned to death."

    Fixed that for the mooslimbs.
  • I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.
  • FTFA:

    A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

    ...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?
  • Maybe if I had a lobotomy, I might give a shiat what the Taliban's thoughts are on anything.
  • Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.


    That only applies to rape victims
  • FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

    A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

    ...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?


    How would you be able to tell?
  • Hell, if I found out that my enemy's best general in a generation was forced out of the fight by a scandal, I'd be pretty giddy too.
  • Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

    That only applies to rape victims


    Would that apply only to legitimate rape?
  • A gift pack of goats and some lube?
  • "What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.

    The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

    A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.

    ...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?

    How would you be able to tell?


    Oooooo, good one!

    But the answer of course, is:

    The Taliban are honest about their election promises.
  • "From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."

    Totally heard a lot of stories coming out of the mideast about men being stoned to death for adultery. mmhm.
  • sorry but the taliban frequently break their own rules
  • "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

    Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?
  • farm machine: Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.

    That only applies to rape victims

    Would that apply only to legitimate rape?


    For a rape to be legitamate there you need mutiple men watching to make sure she put up enough resistance.
  • Oh wow, subby is talking about the actual Taliban and not some right-wing pundit.
  • Yanks_RSJ: "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.

    Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?


    THIS.

    Why do we care about a Taliban's opinion on ANYTHING? Proven Retard. I wouldn't believe them if they said the sun would rise tomorrow.
  • "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?"
    As opposed to Mid-East people living in societies where women are illiterate house-bound slaves to their fathers and husbands.

    Two extreme ends of the societal spectrum.
  • Not sure how a polygamist could possibly throw stones at an adulterer. They have an out. "Hmmm...bored with current wife...she's plumped up and has a vaghood like wizard sleeve since the kids...I have a little extra cash and Faisel's niece is looking pretty good since she turned 12..."
  • Since technically Patraeus has brought comfort to the enemy, we should try him for sedition, right?
  • How do they feel about Justin and Selena breaking up?
  • The real scary thing here is how close our society's reaction is to the Taliban's. We're not stoning Petraeus in a literal sense, but his career is now dead. It's ridiculous.
  • So... they have the same idea of it as the Republicans?
  • A stony-faced Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair during an interview with AFP in northwest Pakistan this week.
    "What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.
    "From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.
    "From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."


    Oh, Taliban. Never change
  • If you will spend $3000 for a machine gun and $5000 for a rocket launcher but can't afford $30 for a decent pair of shoes-----you might be a Moslem.

    If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.

    If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.

    If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.
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