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Fixed that for the mooslimbs.
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A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.
...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?
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Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.
That only applies to rape victims
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FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:
A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.
...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?
How would you be able to tell?
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Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.
That only applies to rape victims
Would that apply only to legitimate rape?
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The official then concluded the interview by dragging his "dancing boys" back to his cave where he proceeded to ass-rape them.
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:
A Taliban official burst into laughter at the mention of the Petraeus affair, adding that from a Pashtun point of view, the general should be shot by the relatives from his mistress's family.
...Are they sure they interviewed a Taliban official and not a GOP official?
How would you be able to tell?
Oooooo, good one!
But the answer of course, is:
The Taliban are honest about their election promises.
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Totally heard a lot of stories coming out of the mideast about men being stoned to death for adultery. mmhm.
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Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?
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farm machine: Pud: Cythraul: I have a feeling punishment for adultery in Taliban society is reserved mainly for women.
That only applies to rape victims
Would that apply only to legitimate rape?
For a rape to be legitamate there you need mutiple men watching to make sure she put up enough resistance.
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Yanks_RSJ: "It's quite normal for Americans and Western people to behave like this -- they live in free sex societies where nobody cares about this sort of thing, so what do you expect?" he said.
Good, you stay there on your little pile of dirt and rocks, we'll stay here with our easy women and booze. Deal?
THIS.
Why do we care about a Taliban's opinion on ANYTHING? Proven Retard. I wouldn't believe them if they said the sun would rise tomorrow.
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Two extreme ends of the societal spectrum.
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"What a bastard! But all Americans are the same, it's nothing new," the official said, who did not want to be named.
"From a Pashtun point of view, Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family," the Taliban official explained.
"From a sharia point of view, he should be stoned to death."
Oh, Taliban. Never change
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If you make a living refining heroin but think whiskey is immoral-----you might be a Moslem.
If you wipe your ass with your bare hand after you sh*t but thing pork is unclean-----you might be a Moslem.
If you sell off your 9--year--old sister into a forced marriage with a 60--year--old man, then kill your elder sister in an honor killing because she has a better job than you do-----you might be a Moslem.
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