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toraque: That's terrible. Lucky for me I've managed to find a good, respectable doctor, although his diagnostic technique of putting a thermometer up my rear end every time I go in is kind of strange. Well, he says it's thermometer, anyway.
mysticcat: What they're not telling you is that this guy ran a pill mill pain clinic, a practice which attracts the sleaziest type of physicians. His affidavit is available online. I'm sure he had a "tits for scrips" deal with lots of his patients.Also, any physician who goes by "Dr. XYZ" because his name has too many letters to pronounce should be viewed with suspicion. I bet you 100 internets he went to an off shore school.
Cythraul: "Squeeze my butt like it's play-dough" is now my new pick-up line.
FirstNationalBastard: I'd be more scared if he tried to stuff my cock in one of those Play-Doh factory things that takes a cylinder of Play-Doh and forces it out in a bunch of spaghetti-like strands.
Brick-House: My Doctor is kind of cute so that whole finger up the butt isn't too bad and if she want to squeeze my butt as well, Im thinking foreplay./Dr. Happy Ending
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