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  • Is spentmiles competing?
  • Everything I say is a lie, but I'm really lying.
  • MY PENIS IS THIS

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  • I won!!!! Got the $10 million grand prize, too!
  • ChipNASA: MY PENIS IS THIS

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    That's kind of thin and weirdly shaped.
  • Snarfangel: ChipNASA: MY PENIS IS THIS

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    That's kind of thin and weirdly shaped.


    Fortunately, he loves oral and his girlfriend is an anteater.
  • Romney and Obama? Nice fence-sitting, Pussymitter.
  • I had a threesome with Christina Ricci and Christina Hendricks. It was great, I didn't have to worry about saying the wrong name.
  • Snarfangel: ChipNASA: MY PENIS IS THIS

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    That's kind of thin and weirdly shaped.


    At least it's not a penis tank.
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  • Atomic Spunk Smartest
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    2012-11-16 01:25:11 PM


    Romney and Obama? Nice fence-sitting, Pussymitter




    That actually bothers you?

  • World's Biggest Liar Competition underway in England


    Please tell me it's in Yorkshire...

    *RsTFA*

    Rats.
  • Atomic Spunk: Romney and Obama? Nice fence-sitting, Pussymitter.


    That was the Mods not me, but it will cut down on the flame-war aspects of this thread

    (and no I ain't telling you which one was there originally)
  • Magorn (favorite: Attorney): Atomic Spunk: Romney and Obama? Nice fence-sitting, Pussymitter.

    That was the Mods not me, but it will cut down on the flame-war aspects of this thread


    Nice try, but you're excluded from competing.
  • Snarfangel: ChipNASA: MY PENIS IS THIS

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    That's kind of thin and weirdly shaped.


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    ..................................... ..............................My PENIS (actual size)................................. ................................ ..................................... 0
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    /and I'm not even hard.
  • I'd was a shoe-in for the win but Ron Swanson and I were busy curing bacon.
  • dv-ous: I had a threesome with Christina Ricci and Christina Hendricks. It was great, I didn't have to worry about saying the wrong name.


    Why don't you call your own name out during sex like everyone else here does?
  • JackieRabbit Smartest
    Funniest
    2012-11-16 01:19:41 PM


    Is spentmiles competing?




    What makes him extraordinary is the fact that all of spentmiles' stories are, in fact, true.
  • How about the stolen valor dude from American Idol. He is such a big liar he claims he doesn't know he is lying. He was on Doctor Phil yesterday, what an idiot. (I know, I watched Doc Phil and I am therefore an idiot as well)
  • ChipNASA: MY PENIS IS THIS

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    BIG


    * As viewed on an iPhone.
  • My grandfather is 17 feet tall.

    /disqualified by reason of being Official Tribe Liar
  • I hope they dont let anyone involved in politics enter. They would win every farking year!!!
  • Back in 1934 I deliberately crash landed a light plane on the slopes of Mount Everest and climbed to the top.

    Oh, wait, that was this idiot:

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    He formed a plan to fly a small aeroplane to Tibet, crash-land it on the upper slopes of Everest, and walk to the summit. It was a bold plan; a solo flight half way across the world would have been a significant undertaking for the best aviators of the day, while no mountaineer of the time would have contemplated a solo ascent of Everest - a feat which was not to be achieved until 1980. A practical problem was posed by the fact that Wilson knew nothing about either flying or mountaineering, so he set out to learn these.
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