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  • And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
  • "hutupandtakemymoney"

    I will, sir, please.
  • Hmm, on one hand possible genetic modification, on the other, BACON!

    /why must life be so difficult?
  • 7th Son of a 7th Son: Hmm, on one hand possible genetic modification, on the other, BACON!

    /why must life be so difficult?


    What's wrong with genetic modification?
  • 7th Son of a 7th Son: Hmm, on one hand possible genetic modification, on the other, BACON!

    /why must life be so difficult?


    It cannot possibly be more of a dilemma than turkey bacon or tofu bacon.
  • Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Hmm, on one hand possible genetic modification, on the other, BACON!

    /why must life be so difficult?

    What's wrong with genetic modification?


    Hey,

    How's my post-per-post now, gladhat?
  • Rufus Lee King: Never gets old, eh?


    Hi, losing is hard.
  • Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Hmm, on one hand possible genetic modification, on the other, BACON!

    /why must life be so difficult?

    What's wrong with genetic modification?


    Eh, there are varying types of GMOs, but when they announced they were going to cross breed salmon with another fish to make them bigger, I ralfed.
  • Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
  • skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


    Food is gud.

    In times of no fud, any fud is gud.

    That is all, seriously.

    Please feed earth's people.

    Feed leaders.

    *)
  • skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


    Yes because people don't clean their meat before eating it.

    Oh well more pork for me.
  • LegacyDL: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

    Yes because people don't clean their meat before eating it.

    Oh well more pork for me.

    Before your pudding...

  • Indubitably: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

    Food is gud.

    In times of no fud, any fud is gud.

    That is all, seriously.

    Please feed earth's people.

    Feed leaders.

    *)


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  • Still no cure for better Bacon? I beg to differ.
  • Better bacon? It's like diamond on the Mohs scale.

    I'm going to have to recalibrate the deliciousness of every food.
  • So we can have awesome bacon and kill fewer pigs but it's still going to be meat? How can this not be bad? For everyone?
  • Everything should taste like bacon
  • We can do this, we have the technology... And we're kinda hungry.
  • 7th Son of a 7th Son: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Hmm, on one hand possible genetic modification, on the other, BACON!

    /why must life be so difficult?

    What's wrong with genetic modification?

    Eh, there are varying types of GMOs, but when they announced they were going to cross breed salmon with another fish to make them bigger, I ralfed.


    Why? Sounds delicious.

    Whether it comes from a tree, a salmon, or a pig, every gene is just a sequence of the exact same four nucleotides. We've been modifying the genes of plants and animals in completely artificial (i.e. maladaptive in non-man-made environments) ways for centuries with breeding, and even cross-pollinating different fruits. Ever eaten a pluot? But even if you're using genes from species that couldn't normally mix, there is nothing qualitatively different about the resulting genome.

    While there are pitfalls with genetic modification that I dislike, such as Monsanto's crazy intellectual property lawsuits and the paring down of genetic diversity, in principle I have absolutely no problems with GMO products, not even when they do things like stick fish genes into a rice genome.
  • Gyrfalcon: So we can have awesome bacon and kill fewer pigs but it's still going to be meat?


    Well... duh?
    AFAIK we don't have the technology to breed pigs that are made out of broccoli.


    Gyrfalcon: How can this not be bad? For everyone?


    By "bad", did you mean "good"?
  • Gawdzila: ...
    Eh, there are varying types of GMOs, but when they announced they were going to cross breed salmon with another fish to make them bigger, I ralfed.

    Why? Sounds delicious.

    Whether it comes from a tree, a salmon, or a pig, every gene is just a sequence of the exact same four nucleotides. We've been modifying the genes of plants and animals in completely artificial (i.e. maladaptive in non-man-made environments) ways for centuries with breeding, and even cross-pollinating different fruits. Ever eaten a pluot? But even if you're using genes from species that couldn't normally mix, there is nothing qualitatively different about the resulting genome.

    While there are pitfalls with genetic modification that I dislike, such as Monsanto's crazy intellectual property lawsuits and the paring down of genetic diversity, in principle I have absolutely no problems with GMO products, not even when they do things like stick fish genes into a rice genome.


    Not saying it's always bad and must never happen BUT you've oversimplified GMO's. They don't get enough pre-market testing to ensure that the existing genes and their resultant proteins/enzymes (yes I know enzymes are proteins but it's worth highlighting that some proteins are enzymes) and the introduced genes resulting in their proteins/enzymes don't produce unintended consequences. Some proteins are toxins and some enzymic activity results in the production of toxins. The potential is always there for introduced genes (even from harmless and edible species) to cause chemical reactions within the cells they are introduced into which result in the production of harmful molecules. I'm not anti GMO but I would be far more pro GMO if they had a hell of a lot more pre-market testing before consumers started digging in.

    /I do have confidence in long-existing GMOs such as Flavr Savr tomatoes because if there were problems they'd have been discovered by now
    //Please don't fark up bacon. It's good enough already.
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