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  • I don't know about Rastafarian, but she is the worst reporter I've ever seen.

    /and that includes those small market TV stations in south Okla/north Texas.
  • Uhh, subby.....Jenna said her mother was the secret Rastafarian, not her. Reading the article usually helps.

    FTFA: Hager also divulged the tidbit that her mother, a fan of reggae superstar Bob Marley, is a "secret Rastafarian."
  • ... oh, right. the ugly one.

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    /google Ashton Kutcher Bush twins ~marihuana
    //to read up on how they were getting high at his place when they were first daughters
    ///hmm where's Barb's other hand
  • Know how I know someone didn't read the article?
  • Being smart shouldn't be a crime.
  • I actually got to meet Barbara Bush back when she was first lady. She was a class act then and it seems she still is.
  • old willie got high on the white house roof and merle haggard loved to smoke that hooch
  • I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.
  • urban.derelict: ... oh, right. the ugly one.

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    /google Ashton Kutcher Bush twins ~marihuana
    //to read up on how they were getting high at his place when they were first daughters
    ///hmm where's Barb's other hand


    My kind of girls.
  • Subby has mastered the headline as non sequitur.
  • McManus_brothers: I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.


    Holy geez, you're right!
  • shouldn't one of them be coming out as a lesbian soon?
  • "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""


    Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

    "Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"

  • skinink: Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election.


    He might not have been too popular with Japanese voters though.
  • urban.derelict: ... oh, right. the ugly one.


    I don't keep track of these things, but is the hot one still single?
  • FTFA:

    I want to do other things and not to be ugly. - Barbara Bush

    Sorry, not gonna happen.
  • skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
    Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

    "Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


    You and the quote are talking about different Bushes.
  • McManus_brothers: I think I've solved my problem of not getting many greenlights. I've been submitting factually correct headlines.


    Much like the Republicans, you'll find that once you're liberated from the inconvenient burden of being factual with your statements, you'll find your options increase substantially.

    /Satire
  • skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
    Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

    "Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


    You must be subby. You mixed up your Bushes.
  • skinink: "When asked what was the biggest misconception about her husband, former President George W. Bush, during his time in office, Laura Bush said, "That he was a heedless cowboy character.""
    Had George Bush done more to the economy when it was in a recession, he would have won re-election. After the success of the first Gulf War, his approval rating was crazy. From Wiki:

    "Bush was inaugurated on January 20, 1989, succeeding Ronald Reagan. He entered office at a period of change in the world; the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of Soviet Union came early in his presidency.[2] He ordered military operations in Panama and the Persian Gulf[2] and, at one point, was recorded as having a record-high approval rating of 89 percent.[46] However, economic recession and breaking his "no new taxes" pledge caused a sharp decline in his approval rating, and Bush was defeated in the 1992 election.[2]"


    I think you have your Bushes as mixed up as this article does. George H.W. Bush (Senior) was the president right after Reagan, and not a complete idiot. His son George Dubya (Junior) Bush was the "heedless cowboy character" who was a complete idiot. And it wouldn't surprise me if he and the missus were secret potheads.
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