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dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 468x250]And he snorted Sno-Balls too./and mainlined Ho-Hos
jbuist: This was funnier the first time I saw it, but I still grin a bit:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN7J Vg1yQ"Pabst Blue Ribbon. Buy American. Drink it y'asshole."
Darth_Lukecash: Yeah... Cause you know, that's what REALLY did them in.farking money men and their farking money games. Hostess was a popular brand that was making money and putting Americans to work. Then the money men come in, and gamble with debt and the markets, while raping and gutting local/state/national economies. People get laid off, loose their way of life...all so some rich jackasses can have enough money to buy a polished gold turd bowl.Then when they break their toy, they hand it over to their buddies who take a farking hammer to it, squeezing out the last of goddamn cents out of it.And all that is left, pain and the sorrow of shadow of a company. A company sold a beloved product, served it's community and supported it's loyal workers with a good way of life.
Bit'O'Gristle: "We have analyzed this opportunity very carefully for a few years now," Metropoulos said in an e-mail. "Shedding the complications of the unions and old plants makes it even more attractive."/Why is this surprising? Many American companies have closed down plants in the USA and gone to another country, and paid those poor bastards 2 bucks a day, if that.
Aar1012: So Twinkees will become Hipster food? Can hipsters be fat?
Hand Banana: Whoever gets it I hope they go back to the older recipes before they replaced all the ingredients with cheap crap and chemical preservatives. Maybe it is rose tinted glasses but I seem to remember them tasting much better once upon a time. They were probably awesome in the 30s.
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