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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This seems tragically relevant.
Man On A Mission: Dear Deidre, Every day when I visit, on my own free will, a popular news aggregator, I get so boffing mad to see links from a website that no one is forcing me to click on. It's makes me so blitheringly insane to think that there are people who actually find entertainment in something I do not like, nay, even heartily disapprove of. How do I get people to stop liking things that I don't like? Babwa Wawa
Coco LaFemme: Dear people complaining about this greenlight,Go stick a dildo up your ass, you don't have to read it, and it's not worth the energy it takes to care.Coco LaFemme