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Beerguy: How is the fact that he is a Father in any way relevant to the story?
Lighting: The father of a friend started hiccuping and could not stop. Finally went to the hospital and had brain scan done. They did not see the tumor, and meds stopped the hiccups. A month later the hiccups came back and the tumor had grown past the survivable stage, he died shortly thereafter. It turns out that hiccuping is an early warning sign for brain cancer in some cases.Take hiccups seriously when they do not go away...
Gyrfalcon: Tell him his eldest daughter is pregnant. That should work.Youngest
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