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    They got number one right but WTF is a Chipwich?

    I've never seen one. Sort of an upscale Ice Cream sandwich with cookies onna outside?

    Kinda want. That noted, Oreo ice cream sandwiches are a better fit for the iconic label.

    Also Moon Pies? Does anyone actually eat them anymore or they more like Wagon Wheels now ie. fondly remembered but rarely bought or sold? 

    /Pic is hot like a post apocalyptic hellzone replete with Randy Neuman riffs.
    //Article also spelled Cheezy Poofs wrongly.
  • quatchi: I've never seen one.


    What the fark kind of miserable existence have you led? I mean, I've never called them by that name but the image is quite familiar.
  • I've never eaten a Moon Pie and get the feeling that I'm not missing a goddamned thing.
  • GAT_00: What the fark kind of miserable existence have you led?


    I am but a lowly forest dweller who doesn't get out much.

    Maybe Chipwich is an American thing or sommat.
  • quatchi: Also Moon Pies? Does anyone actually eat them anymore


    Occasionally. Ever since the companies have switched to cheaper ingredients, most snack cake-like things aren't really very good anymore. Hostess Ding Dongs used to be really good when I was a kid back in the '70s. Now, they taste like a kitchen sponge covered with black wax(as does every other "chocolate" flavored snack).
  • PacManDreaming: Hostess Ding Dongs used to be really good when I was a kid back in the '70s. Now, they taste like a kitchen sponge covered with black wax(as does every other "chocolate" flavored snack).


    So that's not just me?

    They farked up the recipe to save some pennies?

    Grrrrr!

    *shakes hairy fist/readjusts onion on belt*
  • GAT_00: quatchi: I've never seen one.

    What the fark kind of miserable existence have you led? I mean, I've never called them by that name but the image is quite familiar.


    I'd never heard of it either

    /out here we have these
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    vanilla ice cream between two oatmeal cookies, dipped in dark chocolate

    //now I want one
  • The only of those things I ever eat are the pepperoni pizza and very occasionally, the Snickers (only around Halloween).
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: quatchi: I've never seen one.

    What the fark kind of miserable existence have you led? I mean, I've never called them by that name but the image is quite familiar.

    I'd never heard of it either

    /out here we have these
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    vanilla ice cream between two oatmeal cookies, dipped in dark chocolate

    //now I want one


    Those are fricking awesome. My preference is for the chocolate/chocolate ones.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: vanilla ice cream between two oatmeal cookies, dipped in dark chocolate

    //now I want one


    Sounds yum.

    Now I want two.

    Ya know, I read some people one other tabs occasionally stating that they tend to avoid the Politics Tab cos it makes them stabby/frustrated/despairing of their fellow man kinda thing but my only problem with the place is how often it ends up making me hungry. That's weird, innit? 

    /I only sound fat,
  • Donuts are not junk food.

    /Little chocolate donuts are the breakfast of champions!
  • Sgygus: Donuts are not junk food.

    /Little chocolate donuts are the breakfast of champions!


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    At the PNE here in Vancouver (kinda like out state Fair kinda thing) my long time favorite junk food of all time is the cinnamon and sugar covered "li'l donuts" that you get to watch being made in front of you. That and the old wooden rollercoaster thingy are hallowed traditions here.
  • PacManDreaming: quatchi: They farked up the recipe to save some pennies?

    They aren't the only ones doing it.


    The hell you say!

    *click*

    One significant result of these cost-cutting practices has been that the majority of their U.S. products no longer contain enough milk and cream to actually be considered "ice cream," and are now labeled "Frozen Dairy Dessert" instead.[7]

    Wow, that's just wrong on so many levels.
  • With Little Debbie's, Ding Dongs, Zingers, the cost cutting and likewise FAILING can be traced to the (misguided) introduction of vegetable oils and shortenings instead of rendered animal fats. Of course, corn syrup doesn't help, either, but the next layer of destruction came with whey solids, a byproduct of the ever expanding dairy industry.

    As these changes were made to recipes, additions were made in a piecemeal way to bit by bit recapture what was lost from the original recipes.

    Therefore, any chocolate cake like former delicasy now tastes like a wax covered sponge without true flavor or mouth feel.

    Yuck.
  • By the way, years ago, traveling through the anus of southeast Minnesota / northeast Iowa, I came upon an Amish roadside stand selling baked goods. There I encountered THE HOLY GRAIL

    HOMEMADE TWINKIES!!!!!ELEVENTY!

    Fried in lard spongecake stuffed with real whipped cream.

    /end CSB
  • Why do "cheese puffs" get the generic treatment? Surely they meant "Cheetos".
    And what's with the lack of potato chips?
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    /will be obscure to most
  • Orion Chocopies are so much better than Moonpies.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: quatchi: I've never seen one.

    What the fark kind of miserable existence have you led? I mean, I've never called them by that name but the image is quite familiar.

    I'd never heard of it either

    /out here we have these
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    vanilla ice cream between two oatmeal cookies, dipped in dark chocolate

    //now I want one


    Costco sells'em by the case.

    ///Picked up one today. MMMMMMMMMMM
  • What? No love for Funyons?

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    /Hot like Foxy and Clara inna hot tub.
  • Is beer considered junk food?
  • dillenger69: Why do "cheese puffs" get the generic treatment? Surely they meant "Cheetos".


    Cheetos and cheese puffs aren't even close to the same thing. At all.

    Cheesy poofs the world over are offended, sir. Good day.
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