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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: It's weird, but is dropping off a dead bird on someone's driveway a crime?
angrycrank: As a law student, I worked for a faculty union and one of my assignments was to review tenure revocation cases to see exactly what it takes to get fired if you're a tenured prof.One dude sent a dead bird to a student for some reason that I'm sure made perfect sense to him. Got to keep his tenure because there were "medical circumstances."
Apos: pigeon = disease-laden, gluttonous avian/public nuisancecity official = occasional public nuisancedead pigeon = remedy for public nuisanceone-eyed eyeless dead pigeon = senseless overkillI await those with a greater affinity than myself for divining the future from animal entrails to correct me.
sabbacca: Looks like.../puts on sunglassesThey had a birds eye view.
phrawgh: At least he removed the eyes. Unexpected dead bird stare would have been creepy.