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Coco LaFemme: Wearing nail polish doesn't make you gay. You have to be sexually attracted to men for that to happen, and I don't think some nail polish will cause you to suddenly look at a guy's butt and think, "I need to snap my dick off in that."
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: One of these days we'll stop caring about how other people are living their lives.
whatshisname: Oh, come on. You can look like this guy and be surrounded by bimbos[www.alphanail.com image 321x284]