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  • The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past?
  • Having nine cats is a special brand of crazy.
  • texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past?

     

    Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.
  • kannonball: texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past? 

    Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.


    9 cats bribed the sheriff, but they did not bribe the deputy?
  • So this guy was basically trying to be an Internet Tough Guy IRL to some cops and it didn't work? Well I'm shocked.
  • Was it the dude from entourage?
  • kannonball: texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past? 

    Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.


    No nine of his cats claimed ties to Pablo Escobar who bribed lawmen, that lawmen killed people in the past but in the end they sent him to a different parallell universe to be with his wife again.
  • Was he charged with a salt and battery?

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  • Was in the bath with salt?
  • John McAfee went to Florida? He's totally going to get whacked now.
  • Why do journalist always spell Colombia wrong?
  • cgraves67: kannonball: texdent: The deputy had killed people in the past or the nutcase had killed people in the past? 

    Actually, the nine cats had ties to Pablo Escobar, and the cats bribed the lawman. The lawman then told the deputy he had killed people in the past.

    9 cats bribed the sheriff, but they did not bribe the deputy?


    The deputy had the dog. Dog not like kittehz. Grrrrrrr.
  • The release stated Chaney told the deputy he'd smuggled cocaine into the country from Columbia, had been involved with Pablo Escobar and had killed people in the past. He also told the deputy that he should fear him.

    Then Chaney made an offer the deputy could refuse: Chany said the contract he has with Key West is worth 14-million dollars and he offered the deputy a deal -- $30,000 if the deputy would tamper with the results of his breathalyzer test, according to the release.


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  • Rufus Lee King: Obviously this poor guy was pulled over because Obama won the election and the deputy was angry about it...oh, wait, that won't work this time, will it?


    Don't you realize that Fartbongo is the cause of every ill that has befallen mankind? He keeps using that damned time machine and ruining everything! WAKE UP PEOPLE!
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