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  • FTFA: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people," he says, pulling at his new wedding ring as he stood outside the damaged apartment yesterday. "It's the right thing to do."

    It's OK, folks. He's just citing the Talmud and what's taught regarding ALL non-Jews. But, it's forbidden for you to know that.
  • "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people,"

    That sounds strangely familiar
  • Social engineering at its very finest.
  • It IS a great tool for ethnic cleansing.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people,"

    That sounds strangely familiar


    Israel should change it's name to "Irony".
  • In Gaza, I think they're favorite James Brown song is "The Big Payback".
  • Absolutely Nothing, say it again!
  • DROxINxTHExWIND: In Gaza, I think they're favorite James Brown song is "The Big Payback".


    That or "Its a Man's World".

    /Ok, I'm done now.
  • Cewley: Good god y'all.


    It's Israel, you have to say "Good G-d, y'all"
  • How about self defense? Random rocket attacks on your civilian populace tends to produce war.
  • acanuck: FTFA: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people," he says, pulling at his new wedding ring as he stood outside the damaged apartment yesterday. "It's the right thing to do."

    It's OK, folks. He's just citing the Talmud and what's taught regarding ALL non-Jews. But, it's forbidden for you to know that.



    He might just be quoting the, "YOU FIRED ON ME?  Fark you and all y'all" instead of something religious.
  • acanuck: FTFA: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people," he says, pulling at his new wedding ring as he stood outside the damaged apartment yesterday. "It's the right thing to do."

    It's OK, folks. He's just citing the Talmud and what's taught regarding ALL non-Jews. But, it's forbidden for you to know that.


    Tribes acting tribal is not exactly news.

    Contemplating further Lebensraum and "final solutions"? Comedy gold.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people,"

    That sounds strangely familiar


    cant someone think of a solution to this never ending problem which would settle this question once and for all? some sort of "never again come up again" kind of solution, like, yknow, a last solution? that doesnt sound catchy tho. anyone help me out here?
  • "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people"

    And that, in a nutshell, is why this issue is at best evil farks shooting at other marginally different evil farks. And the real problem is that plenty of innocents on either side are the ones doing the dying.
  • If i lived in Israel, my question would more be along the lines of "why has this dumb shiat been going on so long, and why don't we either just roll over Hamas, or make a equitable peace plan where both sides are happy? Either way, this dumb shiat has gone on long enough.
  • MaudlinMutantMollusk: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people,"

    That sounds strangely familiar


    Yet what exactly have the Palestinians done to make him think anything else?

    Sure, there are a lot of people in the Gaza region trying to get along with daily life, make homes, raise children, and would rather that people simply stop shooting at each other. But those people are never seen on TV unless one of them happens to live next to a Hamas target and took a chunk of flying concrete and now lays dying on the ground.

    It's easy to blame the Israelis because they are supposed to be "better" than the militants and not resort to violence, but what does that say about the militants and those that support them? What about the majority of the population that elected the militants to speak for them? Are they lesser people? Barbarians?

    If so, does it mean that like it or not, he's right?

    I'll say it again: Gaza was better off under Israeli control.
  • I heard he wanted to name his book that but his mistress didn't like it and insisted he change it to the title we know today.
  • Joe Blowme: How about self defense? Random rocket attacks on your civilian populace tends to produce war.


    You send my civilians to the hospital, I send your civilians to the morgue. That's the Israel way.
  • acanuck: FTFA: "If you ask me, I think we have to destroy Gaza. I think they are animals, not people," he says, pulling at his new wedding ring as he stood outside the damaged apartment yesterday. "It's the right thing to do.".


    Israel: Jewish Problems - German Solutions
  • It's almost as if Gaza is a camp where they concentrated all the sub-humans.
  • I'd like to paraphrase another song:

    "there ain't no good guys."
  • Joe Blowme: How about self defense? Random rocket attacks on your civilian populace tends to produce war.


    Responding with random rocket attacks on THEIR civilian populace means you don't actually have an issue with their method, and have no claim whatsoever to any moral superiority.

    It's the equivalent to seeing a guy punch your wheelchair-bound girlfriend in the face, so you punch HIS wheelchair-bound girlfriend in the face. Congrats, you're both beating on crippled women. That totally solves the problem.
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