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unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.
PainInTheASP: They're not just supposed to shoot the bastards, they're supposed to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on their tanks. They're supposed to murder those lousy Afghan bastards by the bushel.
Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations...and hear the lamentation of their women?
sigdiamond2000: By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV
GAT_00: Yeah, we need more General LeMays running around, that's the problem.
cmunic8r99: The fact is that none of our generals have led us to a victory since men like Patton and my grandfather, Lucian King Truscott Jr., stormed the beaches of North Africa and southern France with blood in their eyes and military murder on their minds.I guess Schwarzkopf and Horner were just sitting around the desert with their thumbs up their butts.