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  • Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.
  • unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.



    If a man charged with keeping our highest level foreign secrets can't keep a secret, much less avoid temptation, then he probably shouldn't get a top secret clearance much less head of the CIA.  But, that said, I don't really care about the sleeping with part.  I'm more interested in the web of women with high end Washingtonians.  The story is fascinating if nothing more.
  • we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations

    ...and hear the lamentation of their women?
  • Also...there is the Bhengazi thing...where the General's vagina said that the CIA was keeping prisoners...which it isn't supposed to be doing.  And that the attack on the consulate was related to prisoners.  So, yeah, his pillow talk is now a state security risk.
  • They're not just supposed to shoot the bastards, they're supposed to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on their tanks. They're supposed to murder those lousy Afghan bastards by the bushel.
  • PainInTheASP: They're not just supposed to shoot the bastards, they're supposed to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on their tanks. They're supposed to murder those lousy Afghan bastards by the bushel.



    Rommel, you magnificent bastard.  I READ YOUR BOOK!!!
  • A Phony Hero for a Phony War
    By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV
     

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  • "Well, don't let that trouble you," General Petraeus continued with a careless flick of his wrist. "Just pass on the work I assign you to somebody else and trust to luck. We call that delegation and responsibility. Somewhere down near the lowest level of this coordinated organization I run are people who get the work done when it reaches them, and everything manages to run along smoothly without too much effort on my part. I suppose that's because I am a good executive. Nothing we do in this large department of ours is really very important, and there's never any rush. On the other hand, it is important that we let people know we do a great deal of it. Let me know if you find yourself shorthanded. I've already put in a requisition for two majors, four captains and sixteen lieutenants to give you a hand. While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it. Don't you agree?"
  • Yeah, we need more General LeMays running around, that's the problem.
  • unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.


    The way I've had it best explained, is someone who is having an affair is more prone to being blackmailed, which is not a good position to be in for someone with an extremely high security clearance.
  • Slaxl: we need Generals that are psychotic in their drive to kill enemy soldiers and subjugate enemy nations

    ...and hear the lamentation of their women?


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    I'm pretty sure that's "Peel the lamination off the women"
  • By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV

    I don't think that I can take anyone with a name like that seriously.
  • sigdiamond2000: By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV


    His grandfather was Kind of A Big Deal during WWII, and I believe he himself graduated West Point.
  • unlikely: Again, I really want to know why it matters who he puts his penis in.


    It doesn't matter who. It only matters that he had an affair. Whoever he had an affair with could have blackmailed him. If you don't accept that, then defer to Petraeus himself. Clearly Petraeus realized it mattered, that's why he resigned.
  • I think the Department of Defense should be returned to defense and not so much for offense
  • GAT_00: Yeah, we need more General LeMays running around, that's the problem.


    And here I was getting ready to find a picture of Curtis LeMay for this thread..

    /shakes tiny fists of indiscriminate firebombing rage
  • The fact is that none of our generals have led us to a victory since men like Patton and my grandfather, Lucian King Truscott Jr., stormed the beaches of North Africa and southern France with blood in their eyes and military murder on their minds.

    I guess Schwarzkopf and Horner were just sitting around the desert with their thumbs up their butts.
  • cmunic8r99: The fact is that none of our generals have led us to a victory since men like Patton and my grandfather, Lucian King Truscott Jr., stormed the beaches of North Africa and southern France with blood in their eyes and military murder on their minds.

    I guess Schwarzkopf and Horner were just sitting around the desert with their thumbs up their butts.


    Yeah, everybody thought that was really weird during Gulf War I. They just kept sniffing their thumbs, then sniffing each other's. Really weird stuff. Whole news conferences where that's all they did.
  • I've got just the man for the job!
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    His precious bodily fluids are secure sir!
  • Military "leaders" are nothing but political puppets.

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    PainInTheASP: They're not just supposed to shoot the bastards, they're supposed to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads on their tanks. They're supposed to murder those lousy Afghan bastards by the bushel.


    Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I READ YOUR BOOK!!!


    We might need leaders of a certain type, and it appears that Petraeus doesn't fit the Patton.
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