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  • Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?
  • sigdiamond2000: Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?


    Lots of people have pine allergies. It's not uncommon.
  • dj_bigbird: sigdiamond2000: Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?

    Lots of people have pine allergies. It's not uncommon.


    No allergy is uncommon any more. People are allergic to electricity meters and photons nowadays, for f*ck's sake.
  • sigdiamond2000: dj_bigbird: sigdiamond2000: Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?

    Lots of people have pine allergies. It's not uncommon.

    No allergy is uncommon any more. People are allergic to electricity meters and photons nowadays, for f*ck's sake.


    This is true, but my mom has had a pine allergy for as long as she can remember and she hardly grew up as a "precious snowflake"
  • sigdiamond2000: dj_bigbird: sigdiamond2000: Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?

    Lots of people have pine allergies. It's not uncommon.

    No allergy is uncommon any more. People are allergic to electricity meters and photons nowadays, for f*ck's sake.


    People are allergic to non-ionizing radiation, too!
  • We've had submissions from the Detroit Free Press since I've been on Fark but I still think they're from The Free Republic because of our icon.
  • sigdiamond2000: Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?


    Some are allergic to the mold that grows on Christmas trees.
  • Have fun cleaning off all the bird shiat.
  • "Bend over and I'll show ya!"
  • sigdiamond2000: dj_bigbird: sigdiamond2000: Said Melissa Vedder, 36, of Birmingham: "I think it's horrible, and it's honestly tacky. It's going to be outside. Why would you put a fake tree outside? It's just absolutely ridiculous. I hate buying a fake tree to put inside. The kids have allergies, I have to have a fake tree. But outside? A fake one? I can't even imagine!"

    Oh for the love of f*cking God...

    Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?

    Lots of people have pine allergies. It's not uncommon.

    No allergy is uncommon any more. People are allergic to electricity meters and photons nowadays, for f*ck's sake.


    Well, there's one way to fix that...

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  • Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
  • Darn thing looked like it was made of green pipe cleaners.
  • FTFA: "...Trees provide oxygen and sanctuaries for birds and so on."

    This is true, but an outdoor Christmas tree will not provide enough oxygen to make a difference, and if some bird decides to make a home in that one, will he complain that the birds are losing said sanctuary?
  • I can see my MIL jumping on this outrage bandwagon. She also has a fake tree. The facepalmy reasoning would be amusing...
  • Let's see now. The town can use a fake tree every year or they can go cut down a huge old tree that they will send to the chipper in just a few weeks. All this angst over a holiday that almost no one over 10 years of age really likes.
  • The war on Christmas has got to stop. These people who are fighting against it are going to burn in Hell. They need to accept our Savior, He will remove the hate from their hearts.
  • You'd think the city of Birmingham could afford a better fake tree, if that's the route they want to go. That damn thing looks like they grabbed it at the dollar store.
  • I would be all in favor of an actual tree if they didn't cut it down so that it dies and ends up in a landfill.
  • rappy: The war on Christmas has got to stop. These people who are fighting against it are going to burn in Hell. They need to accept our Savior, He will remove the hate from their hearts.


    yes let's all bow and pay homage to the pagan holiday turned christian and worship the false idol known as the original zombie that rose from the dead.
  • This is a controversy I can get behind. Get a real damn tree!
  • sigdiamond2000: Kids are allergic to f*cking Christmas trees now?


    Hope they aren't allergic to Coal.
  • JackieRabbit: Let's see now. The town can use a fake tree every year or they can go cut down a huge old tree that they will send to the chipper in just a few weeks. All this angst over a holiday that almost no one over 10 years of age really likes.


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    /grumpy old atheist me loves Christmas in nearly all its permuations and varied modes of celebration
    //if your kid can't get within sight of a pine tree lest it set of an allergic reaction that would kill him, then please, slaughter him before he breeds, as to prevent the weakening of the gene pool
    ///you have a right to exist - you don't have a right to not have itchy eyes and a drippy nose.
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