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ToxicMunkee: Dear everyone. Your baby can't understand words in the womb. Stop acting like they can already speak your language before they're born. If you want to talk inflection, then does it still matter? If you scream "CHEESE AND RICE!" instead of "JESUS CHRIST!" isn't the baby still hearing your pissed off voice regardless of what words you're using?
ToxicMunkee: Dear everyone. Your baby can't understand words in the womb.
Headso: meh, don't worry about it... have a friend who is a CO and his wife is one of the most foul mouth people I have ever met...cute as a button but has a very perverse vocabulary. And they have two daughters that they never bothered to stop swearing around and the kids seem to know when and when not to use that language based on when their parents use it.
jaylectricity: If somebody wanted to use the words "son-of-a-biatching" to describe me, I might not be too offended by that.
Fo Shiz: My wife was hanging with a bunch of grad students at CU and some of the people there (not my wife) were doing lines on the coffee table while someone's 2 year old daughter was playing on the floor. My wife told some one to "shut up" and the mother turns to her and says in a nasty tone, "Don't say 'shut up' in front of my kid!"
CitizenTed: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]If I can't swear or smoke, I'm farked!
wildcardjack: Work in air traffic control for a while. The threat of FCC fines will make you curb your lip in a hurry.
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