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  • Probably looking to save some doe.
  • Obviously looking for anything under a buck.
  • I hit a deer on friday night. finished out my claim with my insurance company this morning - $3000 damage and i'm gonna have to replace both driver's side doors and the driver side front quarter panel.

    I hate deer.
  • Hell, it was four in the mornin', 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there. Pussy. I'm in a camouflaged deer blind. I've got grease paint on my face and deer urine on my boots. I'm not sure why. I've got a 30-06 with a laser scope. This baby will fire a bullet 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker I hunged from the danged ol' tree... caught him right above the eye.
  • AdolfOliverPanties: Hell, it was four in the mornin', 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there. Pussy. I'm in a camouflaged deer blind. I've got grease paint on my face and deer urine on my boots. I'm not sure why. I've got a 30-06 with a laser scope. This baby will fire a bullet 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker I hunged from the danged ol' tree... caught him right above the eye.


    good.

    kill moar of those 4 legged rodents. yes i'm bitter. $3k in damage. little f*ckers.
  • Weaver95: I hit a deer on friday night. finished out my claim with my insurance company this morning - $3000 damage and i'm gonna have to replace both driver's side doors and the driver side front quarter panel.

    I hate deer.


    If I'm not mistaken deer kill more people in north america than any other animals.
  • Holiday shoppers will do anything to save a buck.
  • Or, as we like to call it around here, LADIES NIGHT
  • AdolfOliverPanties: Hell, it was four in the mornin', 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there. Pussy. I'm in a camouflaged deer blind. I've got grease paint on my face and deer urine on my boots. I'm not sure why. I've got a 30-06 with a laser scope. This baby will fire a bullet 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker I hunged from the danged ol' tree... caught him right above the eye.


    2200fps isn't that great, even if you're shooting 220gr bullets, unless you have a short barrel. You should get some better ammo.
  • AdolfOliverPanties: Hell, it was four in the mornin', 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there. Pussy. I'm in a camouflaged deer blind. I've got grease paint on my face and deer urine on my boots. I'm not sure why. I've got a 30-06 with a laser scope. This baby will fire a bullet 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker I hunged from the danged ol' tree... caught him right above the eye.


    Nice reference. +1 good for you.
  • This is a really terrible headline
  • Tickle Mittens: Weaver95: I hit a deer on friday night. finished out my claim with my insurance company this morning - $3000 damage and i'm gonna have to replace both driver's side doors and the driver side front quarter panel.

    I hate deer.

    If I'm not mistaken deer kill more people in north america than any other animals.


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  • Tickle Mittens: Weaver95: I hit a deer on friday night. finished out my claim with my insurance company this morning - $3000 damage and i'm gonna have to replace both driver's side doors and the driver side front quarter panel.

    I hate deer.

    If I'm not mistaken deer kill more people in north america than any other animals.


    I don't think it's really fair to say that deer kill people. They're dumb as a bag of hammers and usually come out well short in the bargain, whereas humans have brains and tons of steel and ABS and yet still can't negotiate around a deer.

    /unless of course, they really are suicide warriors of some sort

  • An employee told the Gazette that a doe and her two fawns walked into the store.


    ...and said "Hey, what can we get for a buck?".
  • Weaver95: I hit a deer on friday night. finished out my claim with my insurance company this morning - $3000 damage and i'm gonna have to replace both driver's side doors and the driver side front quarter panel.

    I hate deer.


    I'm up to collisions with at least 20 (or close to, I stopped counting after 10) deer (since I started driving 15 years ago). One time three came out of the woods and smashed the side of me.

    The latest one was in August. Got my door and mirror.

    Only confirmed kill was one two years ago. Slashed the stomach open. One of the repair guys threw up because parts of the intestines were still in the bumper when they took it off (along with the contents of said intestines).

    If I hunted, I would only do it out of revenge and spite.
  • What can you get for 3 bucks these days?
  • Jument: whereas humans have brains and tons of steel and ABS and yet still can't negotiate around a deer.


    Never hit one have you? It usually happens so fast you just can't react, most of the time I don't have time to even think about putting on the brakes. They come at you from the side usually, over small hills or out of cornfields or forests.

    Trust me, this happens 90% of the time (at least in my case)
  • I'm disappointed there are no pictures of the deer perusing the merchandise.
  • Burr: Never hit one have you? It usually happens so fast you just can't react, most of the time I don't have time to even think about putting on the brakes. They come at you from the side usually, over small hills or out of cornfields or forests.


    ^ THIS. There is literally no time to react unless you're going along at 35 all the time, which is great for tourists sightseeing, not so much for people that travel every day on country roads and have a place to be.

    /lives in the Adirondack Mountains,
  • Tickle Mittens: Weaver95: I hit a deer on friday night. finished out my claim with my insurance company this morning - $3000 damage and i'm gonna have to replace both driver's side doors and the driver side front quarter panel.

    I hate deer.

    If I'm not mistaken deer kill more people in north america than any other animals.


    Mosquitoes are the world's most deadly animal.They kill 2-3 million people every year. Link
    Deer only kill about 200 people. I couldn't find any data on Purely North American fatalities.

    /I would rather hit a Mosquito with a car than a Deer.  
    //My sister was bitten by a Moose once.
    ///She said it was a very painful experience.
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