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BarkingUnicorn: Corpse disposal at no cost to my heirs? Where do I sign up?
Ahhh_Ennui: I definitely want my body to go there, once organs have been harvested. fark burial and cremation - put my shiatty body to use for once in its existence!
Ahhh_Ennui: fark burial and cremation
jimpoz: The Tennessee Body Farm, brought to you by Stephen Fry
AverageAmericanGuy: When I die, I want to have a small funeral, be put into an ice chest, and lowered respectfully into a grave by my juggalo family members.
darklingscribe: You know, that would be a great place to hide a dead body./surprised that idea hasn't been used on all the TV crime shows.
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