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vossiewulf: Yes, but was I dancing well?
AverageAmericanGuy: It's true. Drinking is incredibly useful at going limp.Just ask my wife.
xanadian: FTFA: If the mechanism behind the protective effect were understood, "we could then treat patients post-injury, either in the field or when they arrive at the hospital, with drugs that mimic alcohol," he said.Or...you could just GIVE the patient some alcohol. "QUICK! IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, DRINK THIS IRISH CAR BOMB!!"
Mad Mark: /severe alcoholic
washington: So alcohol aids survival of and causes traumatic injuries?