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traylor: OK, what's the SMART way to die then?
posicat: It's safe to pry toast out of a toaster if it's UNPLUGGED, not simply turned off./More fun if it's plugged in//Even more fun if it's about to shoot a flaming PopTart at your head while you're messing with it.
vonzales: /I thought it was safe to pry toast out of a toaster if the toaster wasn't on.... ???