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UberDave: "I can't explain why anyone would shoot a dolphin..."He obviously didn't grow up around rednecks...
Sybarite: "I can't explain why anyone would shoot a dolphin,"He shouldn't have tried to fark my girlfriend.
bdub77: Sybarite: "I can't explain why anyone would shoot a dolphin,"He shouldn't have tried to fark my girlfriend.She came onto him. He didn't do it on porpoise.
dletter: NOAA spokeswoman Allison Garrett told CNN that the most recent prosecution involved a Panama City, Florida, man who was convicted of throwing pipe bombs at dolphinsI can't even wrap my head about that.... I mean, maybe there is some sort of background on this... was he a commercial fisherman and he was sick of Dolphins getting stuck in his nets, or something of that sort? At least then there is some "reasoning" behind it, even if it doesn't excuse it, at least there is somewhat understandable motivation.But, if it was just some guy that went "ugh, wouldn't it be cool to throw a pipe bomb at a dolphin"... WTF.
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