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People are using hammers, saws, kitchen knives, teeth and grinders to open clamshell packaging. I'd give one of my remaining fingers for a better way

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Shadow Blasko

2012-11-20 09:41:10 AM

People too stupid to use an Open-X or kitchen shears.

Oh well.

I shall not weep.

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DON.MAC

2012-11-20 09:56:15 AM

I saw something from a Diabetes support organization that claimed that injuries from opening clam shell packaging are a major source of initial infections that lead to amputations.

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Marcus Aurelius

2012-11-20 10:51:51 AM

If you drop the package into a muffle furnace at around 1000 degrees F for a couple seconds, the plastic will soften right up.

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gimmeafuckinname

2012-11-20 11:16:52 AM

I've seen can openers recommended but I've never tried it myself.

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probesport

2012-11-20 11:16:55 AM

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Smeggy Smurf

2012-11-20 11:17:02 AM

Just use a sharp knife.

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Englebert Slaptyback

2012-11-20 11:18:14 AM

Machete is the only way to go.

The actual bladed object or Danny Trejo, either way.

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CygnusDarius

2012-11-20 11:18:30 AM

I use my box cutter. It works.

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zato_ichi

2012-11-20 11:18:39 AM

Can opener.

Ya rilly.

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Keyser_Soze_Death

2012-11-20 11:19:11 AM

Sounds like a pretty decent IQ test to me.

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Rapmaster2000

2012-11-20 11:19:28 AM

I use a cat.

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Broktun

2012-11-20 11:20:50 AM

zato_ichi: Can opener.

Ya rilly.

they work if the an edge if flat. if the all the edges are raised, not so much

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sore_bluto

2012-11-20 11:21:02 AM

Vehicular Fellatio

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iheartscotch

2012-11-20 11:21:15 AM

Hold my beer; ima gonna break-out the Acetylene torch.

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blatz514

2012-11-20 11:21:44 AM

It only takes a few shots of tequila to open up the ol' clam.

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chitownmike

2012-11-20 11:22:07 AM

Do these people not own scissors?

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natazha

2012-11-20 11:22:30 AM

We have a little gadget with a tiny ceramic blade. Cuts right through the plastic, but it won't damage skin.

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Friskya

2012-11-20 11:22:32 AM

gimmeafarkinname: I've seen can openers recommended but I've never tried it myself.

I've tried it. It's kind of hit-or-miss.

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Maud Dib

2012-11-20 11:23:07 AM

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squidgod2000

2012-11-20 11:23:11 AM

Table saw.

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denbroc

2012-11-20 11:23:30 AM

Fight clamshells with clamshells

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HoagieBoy

2012-11-20 11:24:43 AM

gimmeafarkinname: I've seen can openers recommended but I've never tried it myself.

http://youtu.be/uyw2AxcC9xE

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buggzzee23

2012-11-20 11:26:12 AM

I keep old aviation snips in the kitchen drawer for opening those packages

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Holocaust Agnostic

2012-11-20 11:26:53 AM

I own 9 pairs OS scissors but I can't use them because I can't open any of their packages without scissors.

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HoagieBoy

2012-11-20 11:26:55 AM

http://youtu.be/uyw2AxcC9xE

/Now with warm meaty linky goodness

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