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beantowndog: I wonder if amazon is open that day.
CapeFearCadaver: Stay home, eat turkey sammiches, drink beer, watch football.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Ah yes, the running of the bulls - a bunch of overweight, stinky, pissed off animals in a closed environment where someone inevitably gets killed or maimed every year. The analogy isn't perfect, because in Spain they kill the bulls with spears./Why yes, I do work retail
Mr. Coffee Nerves: 10) Wearing shoes without enough ankle support for proper trampling to ensure that 70" Broksonic "1080p full 3D LED HDTV" is yours for a totally plausible $99.