Real News. Real Funny.
The Muthaship: Fark can't comment.He's a cop, and white. The gears are all smoking.
GoodyearPimp: I got shot in my "Sikh temple" once. If you know what I mean.
BarkingUnicorn: If he really wanted to prove he's not a hero, he'd write a book and pimp it on Oprah.Humility is a hallmark of heroism.
Inchoate: Guy's a hero.
Lexx: My GOD, 15 hits, 12 into flesh, and he survived? What was the shooter packing, a .22?
The Muthaship: Damn right he is. But, most of Fark will be loathe to admit it. I won't be surprised if we have some people come in and speak ill of him in one way or another.
thecpt: Dad's a white honest cop (stories from friends and strangers of "fairer than actual law" treatment) so I usually can't frequent these threads. I'm just so shocked that he was issued a revolver and endured this fight. Almost no capability of reloading in that frantic of an environment.
drxym: God sure has a funny way of "divine intervention" - about 6 victims too late.