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  • FTFA comments: "It really is like a new strain of moron or something that has the ability to completely ignore anything that runs contrary to their worldview. Like, it's RIGHT THERE IN THE TWEET SHE RESPONDED TO."
  • impaler: Like, it's RIGHT THERE IN THE TWEET SHE RESPONDED TO


    I had to read it three times to make sure I didn't miss something. He explicitly did what she was biatching about him not doing.

    Forget following the news, that might be a strain. How about we start by reading the 23 words you're replying to.
  • He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.


    she was impugning his credibility, which is the most important thing he has vis-à-vis his career as a "world famous reporter." he was right to eviscerate her.
  • FlashHarry: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.

    she was impugning his credibility, which is the most important thing he has vis-à-vis his career as a "world famous reporter." he was right to eviscerate her.


    This is Fark. We're complete dicks to idiots, especially idiots that can't even bother to RTFA. This man should be our king.
  • In my opinion, I think he's wasting his time replying to these people. It's not like the Queen of England tweeted him telling how much he sucked, or anything. These are random nobodies from the internet, and he's a successful, attractive, rich person. That should make for some decent internet armor.
  • Cythraul: In my opinion, I think he's wasting his time replying to these people. It's not like the Queen of England tweeted him telling how much he sucked, or anything. These are random nobodies from the internet, and he's a successful, attractive, rich person. That should make for some decent internet armor.


    Gee, I'm sorry he didn't like your coconut flan recipe.
  • propasaurus: Cythraul: In my opinion, I think he's wasting his time replying to these people. It's not like the Queen of England tweeted him telling how much he sucked, or anything. These are random nobodies from the internet, and he's a successful, attractive, rich person. That should make for some decent internet armor.

    Gee, I'm sorry he didn't like your coconut flan recipe.


    I worked hard on that flan! (sobs)

    Actually, what the hell is a 'flan?' Isn't that like a Mexican cake?
  • Cythraul: propasaurus: Cythraul: In my opinion, I think he's wasting his time replying to these people. It's not like the Queen of England tweeted him telling how much he sucked, or anything. These are random nobodies from the internet, and he's a successful, attractive, rich person. That should make for some decent internet armor.

    Gee, I'm sorry he didn't like your coconut flan recipe.

    I worked hard on that flan! (sobs)

    Actually, what the hell is a 'flan?' Isn't that like a Mexican cake?


    More of a custard, also known as crème caramel. I think it's either French or Spanish in origin.
  • Paris1127: Cythraul: propasaurus: Cythraul: In my opinion, I think he's wasting his time replying to these people. It's not like the Queen of England tweeted him telling how much he sucked, or anything. These are random nobodies from the internet, and he's a successful, attractive, rich person. That should make for some decent internet armor.

    Gee, I'm sorry he didn't like your coconut flan recipe.

    I worked hard on that flan! (sobs)

    Actually, what the hell is a 'flan?' Isn't that like a Mexican cake?

    More of a custard, also known as crème caramel. I think it's either French or Spanish in origin.


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  • Flan, in Britain, is an open pastry or sponge case containing a sweet or savoury filling. A typical flan of this sort is round, with shortcrust pastry.
    The British savoury flans may have diverged from the Spanish and French custard flans (also known as crème caramel) in the Middle Ages.
  • palladiate: FlashHarry: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.

    she was impugning his credibility, which is the most important thing he has vis-à-vis his career as a "world famous reporter." he was right to eviscerate her.

    This is Fark. We're complete dicks to idiots, especially idiots that can't even bother to RTFA. This man should be our king.


    Wouldn't he rather be our queen? NTTAWWT
  • Cythraul: In my opinion, I think he's wasting his time replying to these people. It's not like the Queen of England tweeted him telling how much he sucked, or anything. These are random nobodies from the internet, and he's a successful, attractive, rich person. That should make for some decent internet armor.


    I would guess he enjoys the lulz like most people. Plus if you have a really good zing ready to go, don't you feel a duty to share it?
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.


    The tweet was he's not reporting on rockets coming from Gaza, when the actual tweet started "4 rockets just fired from near media center in #Gaza City."

    Her response was "Why not talk about the rockets being fired FROM Gaza?!?"

    I think he's more than in the right to tell her to fark off.
  • The coconut flan is, I think, the real victim in all of this.

    Flan is delicious. fark all ya'll haters.
  • I think his response was....

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    ...FLAN-tastic.
  • Coconut Flan chickie actually tweeted him several times before he replied, so while they didn't report that - as I actually follow AC on Twitter, I saw this. He actually told her that he had reported on the missiles coming from Gaza before these two tweets happened.

    I think someone in the middle of a war-zone might be searching for a brief distraction and if this is what it takes to keep your sanity, I say good on you AC. He is willing to repeatedly go to the worst areas to ensure that the world is seeing what's really happening (Syria, Haiti, Long Island, Staten Island, etc.). I applaud his willingness to do this. Yes, there's something in it for him I suppose, but he seems to really want to ensure the real story gets out...
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.


    He's a Vanderbilt... they're good to you if you're good to them, but if you f#$k with them, they will spare nothing to hack you down at the knees.
  • The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.


    You know who else let this flies buzz?

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  • I see a bunch of people being douchebags. I can't really tell who's supposed to be the "good guy" in this article.
  • Actually both those responses were pretty lame.
  • roc6783: palladiate: FlashHarry: The Stealth Hippopotamus: He sounds kind of petty. He's a world famous reporter who make big bucks, meets important and powerful people and gets to travel the world. Maybe he should just let the flies buzz.

    she was impugning his credibility, which is the most important thing he has vis-à-vis his career as a "world famous reporter." he was right to eviscerate her.

    This is Fark. We're complete dicks to idiots, especially idiots that can't even bother to RTFA. This man should be our king.

    Wouldn't he rather be our queen? NTTAWWT


    Why not both? They're titles. No reason he can't have more than one.
  • They renamed Anderson Cooper Boulevard because no one crosses Anderson Cooper and lives.
  • halfof33: Actually both those responses were pretty lame.


    Unlike these remarkable words of wit you're laying on us here, huh?
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