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Mangoose: Being a drunk pedestrian? Walking while drunk is now a crime?Also 13 is the girl at the start of her addiction, 14 is the girl after she finally kicks 20 years from now.SANDWICH IS MAH HEROIN!
dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 500x629]Arrested for unlawful use of a phone--failure to hang up.My wife would be facing a life sentence.