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SuperChuck: Would be funnier if he was pretending his penis was a taser.
NutWrench: "When people would walk by he would shock it at them and would come as close as arm's reach from them and set the Taser off," according to the report. "He scared a few girls so much they crossed the street to get away."I suspect the actual item involved was a stun gun and not a Taser.
SuperChuck: Would be funnier if he was pretending his penis was a taser penis.