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Publikwerks: Throw his ass in jail for 30 days. That's more of a punishment than any fine would be
AverageAmericanGuy: Why not just try to get the preservation order lifted? Those things aren't written in stone.
Satanic_Hamster: Someone in my backyard in the middle of a night with a chainsaw? I'm just going to have to do the natural thing and assume they're a serial killer and shoot 'em. It's the safe thing to do.
Chaide: What a douche. His neighbor should replace it with an even bigger tree.
SwiftFox: Chaide: What a douche. His neighbor should replace it with an even bigger tree.Expensive to install. Why I suggested the cutter should.
Cormee: It's a tree, it's only 55 years old - how the hell is there a preservation order attached to it?
pkellmey: Cormee: It's a tree, it's only 55 years old - how the hell is there a preservation order attached to it?I was wondering the exact same thing. That is one very strange place.
Mogani: "tree surgeon Thomas McGuire to sneak into the garden at night and chop down the 40ft pine"tree surgeon... wtf
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