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Dead for Tax Reasons: "I was surprised. I was very surprised," Mary said. "Four out of the ten, you had fecal contamination."Thats what you get for drinking shiatty soda
Tr0mBoNe: 45 Gallons per person, per year?? That's about 480 cans of soda..Sheesh.
Macular Degenerate: How does fecal contamination get up* into the tubes inside the machine?* Are the employees squatting over the top of the machine and dropping a deuce?
blatz514: If you put enough alcohol in your soda; ya got no problems
SinisterDexter: blatz514: If you put enough alcohol in your soda; ya got no problemsI don't know what I'm talking about, but from what I've read; most drinking alcohol won't do it. It needs to be 70-80% concentration to effectively kill germs. If you're drinking Bacardi 151, you might accomplish something, but you'd be diluting it with your mixer. Better to drink the alcohol straight and skip the mixer. Who needs the empty calories, anyway?
HKWolf: How is feces getting in the nozzles?! Maybe i don't want to know. Shouldn't have read this before lunch...or even after lunch...or ever.People are disgusting creatures.
Bruxellensis: You don't want to know what a beer line looks like when it hasn't been cleaned often enough.
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