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OregonVet: What makes me totally crazy is the persistent pressure to reinvent a wheel that has been going around quite nicely for more than 200 years.Cry me a fricken river.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Based on how every woman in my office loses her mind when the pumpkin coffee and donuts and candles come out I'm thinking Old Spice should actually be Pumpkin Pie Spice and come with a tube of ointment to treat overabraded dong.
doyner: All I know is that nothing is as satisfying as a Quim Brule'.