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  • Jesus people. Just wait until some other company buys the recipes or get your fix from Canada. Seriously, I hope everyone on eBay selling boxes of Twinkies lose their shirts. Scratch that, I don't want to see any shirtless eBayers.
  • Just as long as we don't run out of cute, shirtless twinks.
  • As long as someone picks up the Zingers recipe I'll be happy. Never really cared for Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, etc.

    Also, what a fatty ding-dongs may look like:
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  • big raises executives got last year
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    This is exactly the problem with American big business. We can't even make Twinkies without people at the top looting the treasury and then no money for the twinkiemakers' wages.
  • All your Twinkies are belong to us, America.

    Sincerely,


    Canada
  • Will they be selling Twinkies at Walmart?
  • Kevin72: big raises executives got last year
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    This is exactly the problem with American big business. We can't even make Twinkies without people at the top looting the treasury and then no money for the twinkiemakers' wages.


    derp
  • AverageAmericanGuy: Will they be selling Twinkies at Walmart?


    no, Black Friday is a waste of time this year.
  • Twinkie shelf life is a month.
    The Mayan calendar ends in a month.

    Coincidence?
  • Kevin72: big raises executives got last year
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     big raises executives got last year
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    This is exactly the problem with American big business. We can't even make Twinkies without people at the top looting the treasury and then no money for the twinkiemakers' wages.


    Imagine you're running a corporation that has seen declining sales for decades, you're on the brink of bankruptcy, and everything you do to try to turn things around only makes it all worse. Would you not take the money and run?
  • digistil: Kevin72: big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year

    This is exactly the problem with American big business. We can't even make Twinkies without people at the top looting the treasury and then no money for the twinkiemakers' wages.

    Imagine you're running a corporation that has seen declining sales for decades, you're on the brink of bankruptcy, and everything you do to try to turn things around only makes it all worse. Would you not take the money and run?


    But now you run into a great big hassle.
  • Too soon for a Kevin Clash/twinkie joke?
  • The term 'man-child' being the shaming tactic of breeders to pressure males to stop enjoying their life, and breed.
  • Just some facts - The company was willing to give 25% of their stock and two board seats to the union. But sure, it was all about downtrodden hourlies getting the shaft.

    Teamster Union concessions:
    8 percent immediate pay cuts, which would go down to 5 percent next year
    Hostess will reduce contributions to the health plan by 17 percent
    Hostess will freeze pension contributions until 2015
    Management concessions:
    Gave Teamsters 25 percent share of company stock
    Gave Teamsters two seats on the board
    Gave Teamsters a $100 million claim in bankruptcy
    Won't permanently freeze pensions contributions
    Former CEO's head on a platter: board ousted Brian Driscoll in March, 2012, after it was revealed his salary was tripled to $2.5 million at the same time he demanded steep pay cuts for workers
  • Day_Old_Dutchie:

    But now you run into a great big hassle.



    Shot a man while robbin his castle...
  • david_gaithersburg: derp


    Yes, "derp" adequately summarizes the conservative lockstep opinion on this topic.
  • Kevin72: big raises executives got last year
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     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
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     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year
     big raises executives got last year

    This is exactly the problem with American big business. We can't even make Twinkies without people at the top looting the treasury and then no money for the twinkiemakers' wages.


    Meh half the population is subsidized already, but corporations are the greedy ones
  • GratuityIncluded: Nice job unions!


    ^^^^^^THIS!^^^^^^^^^
  • Tell him about the twinkle.
  • DataShade: david_gaithersburg: derp

    Yes, "derp" adequately summarizes the conservative lockstep opinion on this topic.


    Ok, you're right. Management couldn't wait to be unemployed. There is such a high demand for managers of bakery companies in the US that I'm sure all of them will be employed tomorrow.

    /farking retarded so called progressives.
    //The scary part is...
    ///...they actually believe their own derp.
  • Always preferred little debbie, anyway.
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    /inconsolable 

    //it took this long?
  • bborchar: Always preferred little debbie, anyway.


    She's such a tramp.
  • Somebody gets rich selling dumb shiat: that's the free market, baby, invisible hand, etc.
    Somebody selling dumb shiat goes broke: THIS IS THE UNIONS' FAULT!!!!! THE GUBMINT DID THIS!!!! 0BAMA!!!!

    Just more "AH BILT THAT!" derp
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