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kxs401: The fact that you constantly think other people are looking down at you smacks of projection.
Pocket Ninja: I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's why I only serve Maize ironically while dressed as Squanto. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go help buckle some hats.
Jackson Herring: Shut the fark up about hipsters
sigdiamond2000: The author is agreeing with you, fatmitter.
sigdiamond2000: I detect a strong whiff of loneliness and despair emanating from these "hipster" headlines. I can't help but think there's a wounded little boy behind all of them.
Orgasmatron138: Only hipsters complain about hipsters.Also, "that one time of the year" ???? Really? Judging by how fat America is, that's every freakin day.
Sybarite: Just wait until they try my deconstructed pumpkin pie.