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  • Just wait until they try my deconstructed pumpkin pie.
  • Shut the fark up about hipsters
  • The author is agreeing with you, fatmitter.
  • The fact that you constantly think other people are looking down at you smacks of projection.
  • I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.
  • kxs401: The fact that you constantly think other people are looking down at you smacks of projection.


    yeop.

    who even thinks about a food critic. Oh, someone else that wished they could have been a food critic.
  • I detect a strong whiff of loneliness and despair emanating from these "hipster" headlines. I can't help but think there's a wounded little boy behind all of them.
  • Pocket Ninja: I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.


    I think "hipster" would be a good choice.
  • Pocket Ninja: I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.


    Ironic and Successful Unemployed Americans?
  • Cry me a river Yankee swine, Ramadan is no picnic either.
     
    - Mohammad "Wildman" Fieri.  Food critic.
  • That's why I only serve Maize ironically while dressed as Squanto. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go help buckle some hats.
  • Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's why I only serve Maize ironically while dressed as Squanto. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go help buckle some hats.


    You know? I always wanted venison on Thanksgiving. Too bad I don't know any hunters at the moment. And the deer here in FL are shiat compared to the ones we bagged in NJ.
  • Jackson Herring: Shut the fark up about hipsters


    sigdiamond2000: The author is agreeing with you, fatmitter.


    kxs401: The fact that you constantly think other people are looking down at you smacks of projection.


    Pocket Ninja: I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.


    sigdiamond2000: I detect a strong whiff of loneliness and despair emanating from these "hipster" headlines. I can't help but think there's a wounded little boy behind all of them.


    All of these things.
  • What I don't get is that the one meal of the year we most want to be impressive is food that most of us only cook that one time of the year.

    /if you want something to be good, PRACTICE!
  • On topic, I don't get to cook this year but I wanted to dry brine, spatchcock my turkey after reading a technique on Serious Eats. Of course I know my family would freak out because the turkey didn't look like a Norman Rockwell painting. If a dish is universally accepted as perfect than I can see not messing with it or trying a second version. I can't see why tradition should be slavishly followed on a holiday that is all about food.
  • Pocket Ninja: I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.


    Pretentious douchewaffle?
  • I've got friends that wanted to go all Brooklyn on Thanksgiving, but I held the line. I get to do a whole turkey once a year, isn't that hipster enough?

    The sides should be amazing though.
  • Only hipsters complain about hipsters.

    Also, "that one time of the year" ???? Really? Judging by how fat America is, that's every freakin day.
  • Pretentious farks with idiotic affectations. That's as good a description as any I've heard. And yes,there are lots of them. Most of them don't understand what we're talking about either.
  • I consider myself able to easily tell which food is good and which is not just by smelling it. I am much more critical of restaurant food than most professional critics. Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year. But this year I am staying home and making garlic mashed red potatoes with green beans and chips and salsa. Too lazy to cook anything else.
  • My dick was into mash potatoes before it got all mainstream.
  • Orgasmatron138: Only hipsters complain about hipsters.

    Also, "that one time of the year" ???? Really? Judging by how fat America is, that's every freakin day.


    No no no no no. Thanksgiving is all about turkey, gravy and pie.

    Christmas is all about turkey, gravy, pie, and candy

    St. Valentines is all about candy.

    4th of July is all about BBQ, gravy, booze, and candy

    Halloween is all about candy and pie.
  • Sybarite: Just wait until they try my deconstructed pumpkin pie.


    Libby's out of the can?
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