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vernonFL: I just got back from the dentist where I got a cleaning and a crown fixed. Thank goodness I have good dental insurance. Dental work isn't cheap.I guess I could have waited and gone the old "whiskey and pliers" route.
Rapmaster2000: I once cut pea size ball of waxy puss out of my arm with an X-acto knife that I sterilized in vodak. I got only a tiny scar out of it which disappoints me. I wanted a cool, jagged scar.
zarberg: I worked with a Russian ex-pat who defected in the late 80's, and had served in Afghanistan. He claims there was a guy in his unit who removed his own appendix with a pocket knife and vodka because the company doctor had such a poor record losing patients for even routine things.He also claims they used to drink cheap Romanian aftershave when the vodka ran out by filtering it through a loaf of french bread, I.E. chop off an end like a cigar, pour the aftershave in and let it drain down to the bottom./CSB
Qwertyette: I once removed a large mole near my belly button by freezing it off with an Air Duster can turned upside down./CSS
make me some tea: I've removed skin tags from my armpits. While drunk, no less. Intentionally.I sterilized a pair of scissors with alcohol, snipped, immediately put a paper towel with peroxide on it and held for about 5mins. Those suckers bleed a lot at first. Hurts like a biatch for about a day or two, then it's over.I went to the doc to have him do the rest, he pretty much did the same thing I did and billed my insurance company $300. Hurt just as much too.
Rufus Lee King: Recovering from a heart attack, here. Less than a month ago: no insurance. Bills stacking up already. It was either get carted off in an ambulance or die.Anyone gonna help me?Nope; I'm the wrong color.