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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I was told there would be no math.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Sounds like a story a fourteen year old would make up.
Qel: Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order with Whoopi Goldberg
StoPPeRmobile: San Antonio police said they also cut the teen on the left arm. The 14-year-old was treated at the scene by paramedics.Pretty sucky machete skillz.
ClavellBCMI: Qel: Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order with Whoopi GoldbergWait six weeks and it will be.
remus: This is why I have a ____ with _____ rounds loaded at all times in my house. a) .45, 15